Because It's You.

Lunch Date (Wayo)

I walk into P'Forth's company for the first time. It's huge and beautiful.  I look across the corridor and I see Ming.  He doesn't look happy at all.  I hope he hasn't had a bad day.

There are girls talking to him.  I hate them.  I mean I hate that.  Girls always flock to my Ming because he exudes confidence.  It doesn't hurt that he's obnoxiously good looking and very manly.

It's an odd term to use: manly.  I'm a man after all but I don't give off that perception.  You know the one that says I could go into the woods with an ax and in an hour I'd have a log cabin built for you and some kind of dead animal cooking on a spit.

He walks away from them and looks at me.  I smile at him because I can't help myself. He stops and puts his hand over his heart. I look to the ground still smiling.  How can he make my heart flip like that just by looking at me?

"Yo." I see him mouth as he walks towards me.

I step towards him and then a figure stands in my way.

"Hi.  My name is..."

"No one gives a fuck what your name is." Ming says as he stands between me and the man that never got to tell me his name.

"Look here intern I don't care who you're friends with, don't think you can act all high and mighty just cause you think you're in the big boys club." Then he smirks.  At MY husband.

Now I actually have quite a sharp tongue and it's most active when protecting Ming, but this is his work place and I don't want him to look bad.  Instead I squeeze Ming's hand within an inch of its life.

"Wow I'm disappointed nong." I hear from down the hall.

I turn and see the P's coming towards us.

"I can't believe you let him get away with talking to your man like that." P'Alice says.  Always an instigator.

"Yeah if it were any of us you would have ripped our heads off." P'Lam says.

"You know I can't here.  This is your work place.  I don't want to give a bad impression." I admit.

"Oh you could never give a bad impression." The now dead man says.

Before Ming can move Alice has elegantly placed herself in front of the offender.

"Please stop.  You're upsetting me." She says smiling at him.

But anyone who knows P'Alice knows that's not a normal smile.  That's a do what I say and you might get away unscathed smile.

"I don't get what the big deal is.  I was just trying to get a piece of ass..."

I close my eyes as I hear Ming struggle against Forth and Lam's hold.

"I'm gonna fucking kill him! P's let me go!!" He yells as he fights against them.

However no one is holding onto me.  I simply walk around the group with no one but Alice noticing my movements.  The smile on my face changes to a sneer.

My hand zips out and grabs his penis. Tightly.  He squeaks.  I bet I can make that noise happen again. A little extra pressure and sure enough, there's that sound again.

"Now I was holding it in for Ming's benefit but I find that I simply can't anymore.  You want a piece of whose ass? Surely not mine.  Because even if it wasn't taken I wouldn't hand it over to someone that thinks he can have it just because he exists. Believe me when I tell you my ass is waaaay out of your league." I give one final squeeze then release him.

I turn to leave but then whip back around.

"And for your information, My Ming IS part of the big boy club you just don't know it because you can't see that high." I say then turn only to come face to face with three stunned men, still holding onto each other.