Private message between mug and muffin!
mug ☕️
Hello you goddamn muffinmuffin 🍑
What's up you goddamn mugI'm going to Europe for about two weeks, and I just wanna know how you feel about it.
wow straight to the point, I like
I can show you other ways how I'm 'straight to the point' 😉
Europe? Where?
London.
Why are you telling me???
I was just telling you incase you decide to try to witch hunt me, I'll be in London.
nOOOO you want something else I can sense it.
nOOOO I was just telling you.
Spit it out, Cal
No way, Teddy
If you wanna ask me to go along with you because I'm getting the sense that's what you're trying to ask, I'd be happy to go to London but it has to be in at least a week so I can prepare.
How did you know I was going to ask you to come??
Spidey senses, bitch
wow, believable.
oh you also have to buy your own shit, passport, ticket, whatever.
Ik, you ain't a rich hoe, I can support myself, you poor
heY I CAN TREAt women
Sure, Jan
Fuck your Brady Bunch references, I can treat a woman on a date, I have before
mhm
you know what, why don't I fucking show you that I have my own money, when we go to London we're having a date and I'm paying and planning.
will you have the money????
Fuck off
I'm kidding, I'd be happy to go on this 'date'
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