Difficult ☞ LeafyIsHere

prologue

"Excuse me while I go kill myself." I rolled my eyes at the YouTuber.

LeafyIsHere, a YouTuber who I honestly found extremely entertaining and funny decided to make a video about me.

But it was still funny, and I know that fans from my channel will find this video and be like "Oh, my, Theodora, this shoe named LeafyIsHere made a hate video of you!" because they want to cause YouTube drama.

Response and reaction video? Why not?

This is sure to start drama.

Meh, I'm pretty sure me and Calvin (I learned this was his name) are going to start a feud. As a joke, I'm not going to witch hunt him.

I turned on my camera, and did my intro.

"Hey, guys, it's ya girl Theodora, and I was scrolling through YouTube, the basic lame ass shit, and then come across this video titled 'What has life become' by the cyber Hitler, otherwise known as LeafyIsHere." I paused, "It's basically a video about me, and him watching my cover of Twenty One Pilots's 'Tear in my Heart' like what the fuck is so wrong with my cover? So, let's watch this video."

I played the video, and turned off my face cam, and watched the video.

Y'know, his basic intro and shit, but then he shows a picture of me.

"Some of you guys were sending me this link to this girl named Theodora King, who, by the way, looks like that basic white girl who calls her girlfriends to go some Starbucks or some shit. Like the basic cheerleader of high school, for real, looking like she's sixteen." I paused the video.

"His bitch ass can't be talkin', I'm twenty one, and who is he to call 'basic white girl'." I put quotes around it, "Because, you look like that kid from Horton Hears a Who, like, look at this guys." I pulled up a picture of Leafy and then a picture of that kid from Horton Hears a Who. "Am I fucking wrong? Look at that nose! Exactly the same! By the way, where is your goddamn chin?"

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"But, honestly, she's not that bad of a singer, her voice is fine in all its just. . .making covers? Why would anyone rip off someone's own music and sing it theirselves? And a lob of you guys are gonna say "Oh, Leafy, you make videos of criticizing other people, you fucking mug, you have no talent!" and, shit. You're right. Ms. Theo here has way more talents than me." I paused it,

"Hey, I can make my own music, I just, I can't, okay? Don't ask. And don't fucking call me Theo, okay? Thea not Theo. Thank you."

I payed the video, "And she's not that bad looking, either." I paused it, and smirked into the camera. "Like, her hair color is nice, and she has nice eyes. Blue really suits Ms. Theodora King." I glared at the camera.

"My eyes aren't blue. Where do you see blue in my eyes?" I zoomed the camera on my eyes. "They're green, you color blind looking shoe."

Hey, if he can call me things that make no sense, so can I.

He did his outro, and I looked at the camera.

"That's it, guys. He fucking criticized Twenty One Pilots, said I wasn't 'that bad looking', said my eyes were blue, called me a Barbie doll, and ended the video. Well, I don't know what was so bad about that, I'm fine. Are you guys okay? It was a pretty funny video, and I don't want anyone of you to go just look for his address and go to his house and kill him with a fucking pine cone, no, don't do that." I began to laugh, "But, in all seriousness, thank you guys for watching, and go watch LeafyIsBeafy because his content is pretty funny, no joke. And thanks for watching the video, goodbye!" I ended the video and continued on with my day.

Calvin's video keep going through my mind. "And she's not that bad looking." To be honest, Calvin wasn't the worst looking either. He's decent, except, for the fact, you can't see his chin.

He's adorable.

And as I edited and uploaded the video, I didn't realize how much drama Calvin and I would get into.