"I'm Gonna Fight Her and Pull Out Her Boob Implants"

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"Bitch, get up! We're going to get breakfast!" Laney yelling at me was the first thing I heard this morning.

"What a beautiful way to wake up." I smiled sarcastically, stretching my arms.

"Don't we have school though?" I asked yawning and looking at my phone.

"Yea, but I sort of, kind of, accidentally forced your mom into calling you in." Dani smiled innocently.

"Um..ok.." I replied slowly, I was not expecting that to be her answer.

"So get your ass up and get dressed, we need to know what happened." Laney demanded me. After answering texts and snaps I finally got up and got dressed.

I wore what I always wear, a sweatshirt and some leggings. I put my hair up in a messy bun and put on my glasses. I'm not in the mood to put in my contacts.

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"That fucking hoe! I'm gonna fight her and pull out her boob implants! I swear." Laney said stabbing her pancake.

"Holy fuck." I said, with my jaw dropped.

"Was that too violent?" She asked.

"No, but like what did that pancake do to you?" I asked referring to her pancake. I don't care how violent she would be with people.

"Ugh that makes me so angry! She thinks that she can do anything and everything and act like it's okay, but it's not!" Dani ranted.

"Wait, who is she anyways?" I asked, my eyebrows furrowed.

"Her name is Princess." I just choked on air. Is that even possible? Probably not, but of course it would happen to me.

"Her...name is...Princess?" I asked, I just had to make sure I wasn't hearing things.

"Yes bro, I'm being dead ass!" Dani replied.

"Who the- why the- nevermind." I just decided to keep my mouth shut and not judge. I've heard worse names. (A/N: i don't hate the name princess, it's just for her character.)

"Ok but like what happened after that?" Laney asked, focusing back on the horrible night.

I told them all what happened and once I finished they both looked at me shocked.

"Ok who exactly are you and what did you do with Ethan?" Dani asked.

"Bitch he likes you!!" Laney basically screamed, everyone turned their heads around at us. I mouthed 'sorry' and they all turned back doing what they were doing.

"Could you be quiet, jeez we're in a restaurant!" I whisper yelled rolling my eyes.

"Sorry! I'm just happy cause now you can get a boyfriend and you won't be single!!" Laney excitedly said.

"Okay, first of all I don't even like Ethan like that, secondly we're just friends, and third of all he would never like me." I said.

"Why wouldn't you think he likes you?" she asked.

"Well I mean I'm not gonna lie, he is pretty attractive." I said shrugging casually. As they were squealing and shit my phone rang.

"Ooohh I bet it's him!" I heard Laney whisper to Dani.

(i'm not gonna type the call convo sorry i'm tired. but it is ethan on the phone btw.)

"What did he want?"

"Yea tell us!" They both eagerly said.

"He asked why I wasn't in school today and then he said that he could come by and drop off my homework." I replied, shrugging my shoulders.

I stared at the two and they had to most ridiculous smiles on their faces.

"You guys are weird." I said focusing on my food.

"Hey babe!" I looked up seeing Neels giving Laney a kiss on the cheek.

Oh.

"Hey! What are you doing here?" She asked, surprised to be seeing him.

"Just wanted to see my baby."

Oh for crying out loud.

"Hey Dan, hey Tate." I smiled and waved a little.

"Ok well text me later, since I see that you guys are busy." He quickly kissed her and headed out.

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After hanging out with the girls I went home just before my brother could get home.

"Hey T." He said with a sad sigh.

"Hey buddy what's up?" I asked him after mixing the noodles around in the pot.

"Third grade is so hard." He threw his backpack on the table and plopped down on the stool.

"Hit me with a juice." I raised my eyebrows at him waiting for him to say it correctly.

"Please." he added. I poured him a cup of juice and slid it over.

"The girls in my class are so complicated and my teacher gives me too much homework!" Luke slapped his hands on his cheeks, slowly running his hands down his face.

"Tina says she likes me, but then next thing I know she's sharing a cookie with another guy!"

"Wow, seems like you got it rough." I told him while drinking from my own cup of juice.

"Hey Tate, hey Luke," Ethan said while walking through the door.

Oh?

"Ugh." Luke responded back. I rolled my eyes playfully and turned back to the mac n cheese I was making.

"What's wrong dude?" Ethan asked, sitting next to Luke.

"Girls." He replied vaguely as he worked more on his homework.

"Yea, girls can be a real challenge." Ethan sighed.

"And guys aren't?" I questioned.

"Um no we aren't," he said.

"Guys know exactly what they want, girls don't." Luke said.  Ethan held his fist out and Luke bumped his fist with his while looking at me and smirking.

I scoffed and poured the mac n cheese into two bowls, giving one to Luke and one to me.

"Here's the notes we did." He said, while grabbing his binder. He showed me all the papers we got and all the homework we got.

"What the hell, I was gone for one day and we have all this to do?!" I exclaimed looking over all the papers.

"That's what you get for skipping school." He said while grabbing my bowl of mac n cheese and eating it.

Did he just-

"Did you just-" I cut myself off to comprehend what just happened. He smiled innocently while I just gave him the death glare.
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guess who updated?? me! another update coming soon i hope.

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