Him: e.g.d

"I'm Horny For Him."

"Merry Christmas!" I yelled as I walked through the door. Everyone else was here, we were the last to show up. How is that possible when I live next door?

"Victoria!" I screamed, running over to her to give her a huge ass hug. "I don't know why you're so excited to see me when we all just got on a flight together." She said, but hugged me anyways.

"Why don't we get hugs like that?" Laney asked coming over to me with her arms crossed. "Ugh, fine. So greedy." I gave her a hug and laughed a little at myself. I hugged everyone else except for Ethan, I didn't even see him this whole time.

"If you're looking for Ethan, he's upstairs." Grayson nodded his head towards the stairs. I smiled and slapped his arm, heading upstairs.

Of course he's still asleep, it's only eleven!

I decided to think of ways to prank him while making my way to his room. I rummaged through his drawers and found a hoodie that had strings on it. I put it over my sweater, putting the hood on and tightening it around my face. Because of how huge the hood was, my face was completely hidden which was a great advantage.

I carefully got on top of him—straddling him—and surprisingly he didn't even try to move. I looked at him peacefully sleeping and ruined it completely. I shook him roughly and slapped his face. I deepened my voice, "Bro, Nicki Minaj wants to have a threesome with us. Hurry up dude get up!!" He started to wake up. He rolled over, now straddling me, holding my hands above my head, "No one gets to have Nicki, but me! Don't you fucking touch her, she's mine!" He shouted.

I busted out laughing, not being able to breathe. He looked at me—well the hood—breathlessly, "Tatum?" His eyebrows furrowed together and I poked my head out of the hood, wiggling my eyebrows, "Hey."

"Jesus." He sighed, rubbing his face and got off me to put on some sweatpants.

"Just to be clear, Nicki isn't here and doesn't want to have a threesome, right?" He asked me. I gave him a look and from that he got the answer. His figure disappeared to the bathroom most likely and I decided to take off the hoodie and fold it back into his drawer.

"So, you can wake up when someone mentions Nicki, but you can't wake up when I, your girlfriend, tries to get you up?"

"Hey! Nicki's my dream girl! It's different. I'll wake you up with your celebrity crush."

"I don't have one." I admitted.

"Oh come on, everyone has a celebrity crush!" He argued.

"Fine, you wanna know who my celeb crush is?" He nodded his head, waiting for my answer.

I smiled, "My celebrity crush is you. Merry Christmas, E." I kissed his cheek and walked out of his room, going downstairs.

"T, what was all the screaming about Nicki Minaj?" Dani asked as she saw me walking down the stairs. Everyone in the room was spaced out in the kitchen waiting for my answer.

"I just told Ethan that Nicki Minaj wanted to have a threesome." Laughs erupted in the room, making me laugh a little bit.

"Who's ready to open presents?!" My mom came in and lead everyone to the living room where stacks of presents were everywhere. Ethan then finally came in the room, sitting next to me immediately grabbing my hand. My head turned to smile at him seeing him already looking at me.

We all opened our presents at the same time with noises of happiness and 'thank you's' being heard from every part of the room. I opened mine and it was a box with pictures of us all around the box and the lid. I lifted the lid to see more pictures taped inside with other gifts in it wrapped individually.