Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2

Story #3: The Sleep Over - Part I

"Jaiden! Where the heck are you!?" Nelson yelled, looking up the fake chimney they had.

"He went to a Brony Convention!" Pamela yelled from her room.

"Well, I'm having Jaxum over for a sleepover!" Nelson yelled.

"You better be asking my permission!" She yelled back.

"What are you?! My mom?!"

*thud thud thud*

"Quiet it down, Meem! Or I'll call the police again!" The neighbor above threatened.

"I'm not going back to jail!!!" Nelson yelled.

"Then shut up!!" He shot back.

"Don't make me come up there!" Nelson threatened.

"If you do, I'll call the police!"

Nelson stood there trying to come up with something to say.

"Yeah! Well!...."

"Well, what!?"

"I-I was just naming my old landlord, Wellington Smith!"

"Why the heck are you naming your old landlord!?"

"Because I can!" Nelson exclaimed, confidently.

"Whatever, Meem!"

Pamela walked into the room Nelson was in.

"What was that about?" She asked.

"What was what about?"

"Nelson! I'm serious! Do you do this often?"

"Do what often," Nelson asked in a genuine voice.

"You know what I'm talking about."

"Oh! You mean how often do I juggle ferrets," Nelson realized, "About twice a week before Cosmetology class."

"No, I mean how often do you yell at your neighbor?"

"At least six times a week."

"Six times a week!" Pamela yelled in astonishment.

"Ye."

"Cancel your sleepover with Jaxum."

"Why?" Nelson asked.

"Because you're going to have a sleepover with the neighbor upstairs," Pamela exclaimed.

"Are you crazy!?"

"Maybe.... but the only way we can strengthen your friendships is to have a sleepover."

"So, you're telling me that you want me to have a sleepover with a 50-year-old man in my own apartment?!"

"No."

Nelson sighed with relieve.

"You're sleeping in his apartment."

"Again, are you crazy!?"

"I promise you this will strengthen your friendships!"

Nelson was about to yell again but suddenly stopped.

"Wait a second! I don't have to listen to you!" Nelson reminded.

"That may be correct, but if you want me to call the owner and tell him that you guys are threatening me. I'd reconsider. I mean who knows what he'd do to you.......maybe get evicted, possibly....."

"You'd think he'd believe you?" Nelson asked.

"It's your word against mine," she said.

Nelson sat there for a minute, thinking. Pamela watched as Nelson's face went from his normal annoying face to a very angry realisation face.