Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2

Story #2: The Super Bowl

"You ready, Nelco?" Pamela asked, picking up her purse.

"For the Super Bowl?"

"Duh!"

"Eh, I don't really want to go..." Nelson confessed.

"I know, but Jaiden thinks this will be a good 'bonding experience'," Pamela explained.

"How can we bond at something I don't want to do?"

"I don't know, but the dweeb spent a lot of money on these tickets.... I guess we can't just waste these.... and besides! You should be excited. Some people never get to go."

Nelson grabbed his Jordan's out of the shoe closet and nodded.

"Yeah, I guess you're right."

So Nelson and Pamela went in her car.

"Whoa! I'm not used to other cars. All I know is White Sedan," Nelson announced.

"Yeah, well, I've been in many cars before, and I can assure you this car is ten times better than that white tin can."

"Have you been in a White Sedan?" Nelson asked, licking his fingers from eating out of a peanut butter jar he had in his lap.

"I have," she announced.

"Oh, really? How?"

*vroom!*

Pamela started the car.

"It was my getaway car," Pamela said casually.

*skirt-skirt!*

Nelson didn't say anything.... he just looked out his small window, thinking of the meaning of life.

"Have you ever been in a coma?" Pamela asked, breaking the silence.

Nelson thought this was one of the most random questions he has ever gotten.

"No..... why?" Nelson asked.

"Because I have....."

Nelson was confused of the way she was telling him this.

"When I woke up from my coma, I realized what I would have missed out on if I didn't wake up....."

Nelson couldn't think of why she had a coma, but this was getting a little too deep for him.

"And this Super Bowl...... this is what I could have missed out on...... y'know Nellycon, you really got to enjoy life to the fullest. You either sit in your apartment all day eating bread, watching Spongebob, or you visit the Philippines."

Nelson thought eating bread and watching Spongebob sounded better, but he thought that wouldn't be the best thing to bring up.

"Anyway, what team are you rooting for?" Pamela suddenly asked.

Nelson snapped out of space.

"Me?" Nelson asked.

"No, I was talking to the kid in the trunk," she replied sarcastically.

"What!?"

Nelson was about to jump out the window, but Pamela stopped him.

"I'm kidding, bro! I was asking YOU what team are you rooting for? The Beagles or The Crusaders?"

"Oh!"

Nelson sat back down in his seat.

"The Beagles all the way!" Nelson announced.

"The Beagles!? Did Jaiden throw you off the apartment roof?!" Pamela asked in astonishment.

"No! The Beagles deserve this Super Bowl, numb nut."