"We need to go to the store, Jaiden!" Nelson yelled from the living room.
"Why?! I just went yesterday!" Jaiden replied from the laundry room.
"We need more bread!"
"Go all the way to the store just for bread?!"
"Yeah!"
"No way, Nelp!" Jaiden decided, "We're going to have to be out of more stuff than that!"
Nelson suddenly sprung a once-in-a-lifetime idea. It was so secret, that writing this was risky. Nelson got up and grabbed a cereal box, and ran to the laundry room.
"Why do you have a cereal box?" Jaiden asked, reaching for another t-shirt.
Nelson lifted the box and poured the cereal, from the box, into his mouth.
"Nom, nom, nom, nom!!" Nelson exaggeratedly said.
"Nelson!!" Jaiden yelled in anger, "stop that!"
"Too late."
*auhhhh!!!*
"I'd give myself an 11/23 on that burp. Mhmm, looks like we're out of cereal too, Jaiden."
"Looks like you're not eating breakfast then," Jaiden said.
"Jaiden, we're out of more than bread, we need to go to the store."
"It's going to have to be more than that."
Nelson, once again, went to the kitchen to go gobble something up.
"If you eat anything else in the next hour, I'm not going back to the store for a week!"
Nelson nearly collapsed.
"Wait! Okay, okay!"
Nelson thought a day was a lot, but seven days......Nelson didn't want to think about that, but he did....
*thud...*
Nelson collapsed.
"Nelson, what was that!?" Jaiden called.
No answer.....
"Nelson! What. Was. That?!"
There was still no answer.
"If you don't answer me, I won't get you bread for another month!"
Still, Nelson laid there, possibly dead....
"3! 2! 1! 0! No bread for..... hold on....."
Jaiden dropped the laundry basket he was holding, and ran to the kitchen.
"Oh, my word..... are you kidding me!"
Jaiden saw Nelson lying there. Flys we're now flying into his mouth.
"Why does he always have to collapse?....."
Jaiden picked him up, and threw him into the passenger seat of their white sedan.
*vroom!*
*skurt!!!*
"Uhhh....." Nelson moaned.
"You awake?" Jaiden asked.
"Uh......ahh!!!!" Nelson screamed.
"Why are you screaming!!!" Jaiden yelled, nearly flying off the road.
"Am I getting kidnapped......oh....are we going to the store?" Nelson asked, realizing it was Jaiden.
"No, you're being kidnapped," Jaiden said sarcastically.
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2
Humor*#1 on childrensbooks 7/30/18* *#16 on Sequal 7/29/18* *#15 on Dankmemes 7/29/18* (COMPLETED STORY) Join Nelson and company in the sequel of the century! In this sequel, you will see new and familiar faces, including Nelson and Jaiden's new roommate...
