A Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2 Special!
"She has your eyes, Patrick!" A female voice said.
"She has your nose, Petunia!" A male voice said, booping the nose of the tiny child.
"Have you selected a name?" Another male voice asked.
"Patrisha. Spelt with an s, h, a," They both said simultaneously.
6 years later~
"Patrisha, sweetie! Have you gotten ready for your first day of Fairy School?" Patrisha's mother asked.
"Yes, Mummy!" Patrisha said, pulling out her magic wand she had received.
Every fairy that gets accepted into Hoffard Fairy Private School receives a magic wand with their name carved into it. Patrisha may have been barely six years old, but she was very smart. Only the smartest of fairies get accepted into the most famous private school in all of Fairineta!
"I'll be right down!" Patrisha called out, grabbing her lucky mint-green slippers.
Mother opened up the door, as Patrisha hovered down the unnecessary stairs.
"We don't want to be late, Patty," Mother warned.
They got into their blue flying minivan.
"To Hoffard!" Patrisha yelled.
10 years later~
"Again, Patrisha?! Four detention slips in one week?!" Mother yelled, as she stared at the pink slips in her hand.
"You'd understand if you knew Mr Flenderson, Mom," Patrisha said.
"No matter what kind of teacher you have, we don't break rules!" Father said.
"It wasn't that bad, Dad."
"Patrisha, you put a thumb-tack on the teacher's chair, you passed inappropriate notes around, you consistently are late, I mean what happened, Patrisha!? You used to be the sweetest girl in the world. You'd never do that before!"
"Yeah, Dad? Well, I'm not that little girl you used to know!"
Patrisha stormed up to her room.
Mother sighed.
"What are we going to do, Patrick....."
"I don't know, but we always find a way."
"Ruff!"
Barked Patrisha's pink trashcan.
"I know, Fred, but they make me so mad!" Patrisha exclaimed.
Fred jumped up onto Patrisha's lap.
Patrisha's class didn't learn to bring things to life yet, but Patrisha learned over a year ago.
"We're getting our first humans tomorrow," Patrisha announced to her living trashcan.
Fred started to pant.
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2
Humor*#1 on childrensbooks 7/30/18* *#16 on Sequal 7/29/18* *#15 on Dankmemes 7/29/18* (COMPLETED STORY) Join Nelson and company in the sequel of the century! In this sequel, you will see new and familiar faces, including Nelson and Jaiden's new roommate...
