Newtmas never has a happy ending

I love you

They never did tell their true feelings in the end.

But they both thought it when they looked at each other and how much they loved one another.

It was only when the time came when Thomas regretted never telling him
Telling him that he loved him and telling him that he was sorry for all the things he had put Newt through in the maze.. the fall.

But in the end Newt had already forgave him for all the things thomas had done when they were in the maze and even before that because Newt loved him just as much as he did.

And in the after life when Newt would greet Thomas at the top of the hill they would finally say the words they have been yearning to say for such a long time.

I love you

And then they would truly be happy.

But then suddenly!!!!!!

Teresa showed up randomly and was
Like Tom is mine! So then she killed Newt and he went into the empty

And then Newt annoys the hell out of his alternate empty self and comes back to life because alternate empty self doesn't want him here anymore

But oh ho ho wait

Now Newt is alive and Thomas is the dead one so now the roles are switched.

Oh yeah side note when he woke up from the empty he forgot how heaven was and thought that Tommy was still alive waiting for him.

Turns out for poor Newt he needed to find out that his poor Tommy the love of his life is dead.

And since there was no wall for him to jump from on the island he needed to wait and wait and wait til he died.

That was cut short when of course Brenda was there and saw Newt was alive and out of his grave and obviously she was frightened but got the hint that he annoyed himself out of the after life.

But since Brenda is better than Teresa on so many levels (you can fight me otherwise) she killed Newt while he was looking at Thomas's grave and said "Be with him."

He went to heaven and found Tommy again. They both decided to be together forever and hunt down James Dashner and kill him.

They never did find James Dashner because in order to find him they needed to go to hell.

And in order to do that they needed to find Jesus and Bish slap him that will send them into hell.

So they found Jesus in a gay bar and Jesus looked at them and was like "Ah men" because everyone knew amen was a typo and snapped his fingers and sent them to hell because Jesus can read minds and only wanted to get slapped in the sexual manor and not what they had planned.

In hell Tommy and Noot found James Dashner playing Poker with a few demons in bikinis.

James was like "oh look fellow demons this is one of my creations its called Newtmas sounds like Christmas right? Hohoho."

Noot being the feisty bean was like "ima kill you ya bloody Satan."

Tommy nooded and lunged at Satan aka James Dashner who is Satan and tried to kill him.

Everything was going pretty well and Satan who is James Dashner who is Satan snapped his fingers and sent them to an alternate reality.

This new reality was a new world without Chaos and destruction and was lit af buuuuut Noot and Tommy forgot about each others existence and they needed to restart life once more.

They spent life not knowing each other and they both died not knowing it too.

Because James Dashner is Satan and Newtmas will never have a happy ending.