"Mirror mirror on the wall""."
"Who is the bestest ship of them all." Teranso queen of dicks asked.
Newtmas the mirror replied.
So then Teranso Queen of dicks broke the mirror and hunted princess Noot Noot and killed him because he was all limpy n sht and she was just a dick.
The end because Newtmas never has a happy ending because James Dashner is Satan.
(I should make a fanfic about this, also because i have been binge watching OUAT like omg)
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Newtmas never has a happy ending
AcakDon't get this whole thing wrong I ship Newtmas