Newtmas never has a happy ending

Swiggity swoogaty

Wippity woopaty Stephen is now WICKED property

Swimpaty swaptured Stephen gets tortured
Werpy wampas his name is now Thomas

Swinty swewt he meets Newt

Wivy woove Thomas loves Newt

Swinny swame Newt feels the same

Witty waze They are in the maze

Switty swature They go on an adventure

Wip wop Blood drops

Swifty swost all the lives they have lost

Wimpy winton goodbye Alby, Chuck and Winston

Swinty swome Newts time will come

Winty wure there was never a cure

Swinty swank Newts is now a crank

Wipy wease Please Tommy please

Swip swot the trigger was shot

You thought that this was going to be a good poem but the story really ended when Thomas pulled the trigger.

Swinto swonto Teresa is a hoe

Wirty wrush Teresa got crushed

Wiltpy wad Nobody was sad

Then end.

Because you can't let the author make poems because it will just be ridiculous.