Newtmas never has a happy ending

My my have the tables have turned

One day Noot Noot and Tommeh were walking down a street acting gay asf

Noot Noot and Tommeh were going to the Gweevu Zoo because the author made them and the author has a huge obsession over gweevus that she had a gweevu named Ursula but that doesn't matter carry on my wayward son.

They walked and walked (because screw cars and pollution) then ended up getting lost in a damn forest like guys wtf stop getting yourself in these situations in ALTERNATE REALITIES (also I didn't know what to write because its like 8am and im at school.)

(my my have the tables have turned tho amirite?)

Anyways they got lost in the woods and tried to look for a way out but since they were lost they couldn't because the author is like nah screw advancing the plot n stuff.

They never found a way out and eventually starved to death but not before the Gweevu Ursula took a piece of both legs and let them bleed out and starve. (also there is no heaven and hell in this alternate reality so they disappear into nothing.)

They had a traumatic experience (how sad ;-;)

The end.

Because well you should know why by now.