Rupunzel

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by RawmSauce

by RawmSauce

                                        
                                                  Once upon a time there was a Beautiful princess named Noot Noot with long flowery hair magical hair to heal anal cavities.
                              Princess Noot Noot lived at the top of a big tower, how did the beautiful princess Noot Noot get up there? Only Satan aka James Dashner who is Satan knows.
                              One day when princess Noot Noot was brushing unanimous amounts of magical hair a prince called up the tower.

                              "Princess Noot Noot let down your hair" he yelled it was prince TOMMEH!
                              With a Woosh princess Noot Noot let his hair down and prince Tommeh climd.
                              But the moment was short lived when prince Tommeh got to the top only to be pushed down by Princess Noot Noots mother aka the evil witch named Teranso.
                              (It made perfect sense because Princess Noot Noot is blond and Teranso aka the Evil bit- I mean witch has black hair like the movies)
                              Prince Tommeh fell into the bushes and got his eyes gouged out of his eye holes.
                              (Actually happened in the real Rupunzel crazy right? Idk?????)
                              Princess Noot Noot ended up dying in the tower and never reunited with his sister Lizzie or his real parents.
                              The end.
                              I blame Disney for the failures and also Satan aka James Dashner who is Satan for not making Newtmas have a happy ending.