HAIRCUT AU NOW!
Don't like it? Ok then
One day in the au of hair Noot Noot was in need of a haircut.
So Noot Noot went to the hairstylist place named Wikoods cutters.
He found it as a weird name but it was at walking distance so he went anyways.
He walked in and there was people in there obviously .
He sat on a chair and someone greeted hooooom.
IT WAS TOMMEH!!!
(You see where im going with this? Probably not)
He guided him to a chair and noot noot was all like yum damn gemme gemme da booty booty.
Tommeh got the SKIZORS and proceeded to ask what he wanted Noot Noot sad whatever because honestly I don't know what kind of hair cut so like ya.
Tommeh walked over to Noot Noot but tripped over himself because he slinthead and the SKIZORS flew with a Woosh *Woosh* and flew into Tommehs back because he was lying on the floor and he died
Noot Noot never got a haircut that day nor did he get his fine piece of ass.
The end
Because you never trust Tommeh with scissors nor do you make haircutter AU
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Newtmas never has a happy ending
RandomDon't get this whole thing wrong I ship Newtmas
