Newtmas never has a happy ending

Boi was I blunt

Once upon a time in a world just like ours except with less angst you know why?

There was a ship that never came to be it was called Newtmas that's why.

it actually never even existed or was talked about because James Dashner aka Satan never existed to make the books either and never even became satan because like i said he never made the books because he was none existent.

So Newtmas was never a thing.

Because Newtmas doesn't exist because James Dashner aka Satan didn't exist as well.