Newtmas never has a happy ending

The Gweevu Zoo

(Oml the title sounds like a fanfiction with an actual good ending XD ya right)

In a totally alternate reality because scrap that apocalypse and here comes AU

Here we got Noot Noot and Tommeh (slaying in dem clothes tho but you cant see it only me teehee)

They went to the Griever Zoo because they thot gweevus were sexeh af

Noot Noot was like lets go see that big one over there you know the one thats bigger than your di- I mean Cow?

Tommeh was still a dumbass in this new reality fortunately for Noot Noot

They went to the Gweevu and its snarled at them

Gemme food peasants (this Alternate reality gweevus could talk Because The author made the gweevu AND NOt jAMES DashNER because that was so lame nut makin the gweevus talk like that STEP UP YOUR GAME WIKOOD)

Noot Noot and Tommeh wer loike "we can't feed the Gweevus we aren't aloud"

So then the gweevu ate Noot Noot because he likes NootDLES (HEhe im so funneh oml)

Tommeh was all sadness and stuff and ran to go get Teranso who was spying on them behind a bush and force fed her to the gweevu

So then the gweevu puked out teranso and noot noot because teranso tasted like shoot and was a lil shoot

But sadly Noot Noots head was missing and so Tommeh fell into a coma

A few months later Tommeh forgot Noot Noot cuz of amnesia and they all live happily never after

Because Newtmas never has a happy ending because James Dashner is Satan.