CALL ME BY YOUR NEWTMAS (SEE WHAT I DID THERE)

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by RawmSauce

by RawmSauce

"Newt Newt Newt Newt," the smol bean whispered into the phone aka Newt if it wasn't obvious.

"Thomas.... I remember everything," Thomas whispered also into the phone.

"I miss us," Newt told Thomas.

"I am probably getting married this spring," Thomas blurted out and Newt was obviously sad and probably wanted to kill everyone and everything but pretend to be happy for him even if he is not.

"Thats good I am happy for you," Newt was crying now obviously like how I cried while watching the movie then reading the book then watching the movie again.

Blah blah blah 15 years later I think?

Newt goes to see Thomas at his work (He a professor)

Thomas is like "Ermergerd Newt how long has it been??"

Newt was like "It has been fifteen I counted on the bus," but then he added "actually no I always knew," (because authors like to kill us don't they?)

"You should come for dinner! Meet my wife and my two sons! Please, please, please," (GOSH DAMN I HATE THIS)

Newt was like "no I can't," and then Thomas is like "you never did forgive me did you?"

"What is there to forgive?"

Blah, Blah, Blah angst also I cant remember the other words and I don't feel like getting the book out and finding the exact text anyways you know how it ends if you have read the book but if you haven't you totally should because Elio is like a foot fetish smol bean who is secretly top just like Newt and Thomas is Oliver like makes sense right? Probs not anyways this whole thing was pointless and my nose is blocked with the snot of my sadness from hours before because they think they can just ruin the life or a teenager with two gays who can never be together in the end because EVERY ONE DIES GOD DAMMIT I AM SO FUC- *Author angst has left the room*

*turns around* oh hi you probably didn't see me there since I am not actually a physical person nor am I alive so I am just going to finish this up and leave.

So uhh what do I say??? *flips through pages full of tears that is written author angst CMBYN AU* she is so damn unorganized.

Uh well I couldn't find anything so uhh lets uh stick around a bit shall we?

So uh hows the weather yeah?

Thats good thats good

Any good fanfics lately or books idk?

Yeah I am good looking aren't I?

No?

Fair enough

*Author angst joined the room*

I AM BACK

THE END

because I got snot all over me gross right? I know and totally forgot this was a Newtmas AU.