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18| How to meet One Direction

How to meet One Direction (according to 12 year old female wattpad writers)

Dedicated to Rawr_Readz because her comment absolutely made me smile:)

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I didn't actually think it'd be such a short time until I did my next rant on One Direction,

(I'm so sorry One Direction fans)

...but I was just reading some fan fiction of theirs and I started pissing myself laughing because these girls are so creative like how do they come up with these things?

So, here's a little list to aid you in your search to meet up with your soulmates, One Direction.

1) Own a wholesale company which deals in carrots.

2) Hate one direction and have your best friend who's a massive fan take you to their concert (and they'll notice you).

3) Walk on a random street in England and wait to be kidnapped.

4) Have your father be their manager and make him force 1D to live with you, and then whine and pretend you hate them until you don't.

5) Be gorgeous but average looking enough for Harry Styles to notice you and write down his number during a meet&greet.

6) Be his neighbour and live so terribly near each other so he can climb through the window and into your heart. Lol.

7) Be related to the least attractive member so that you can go and chill with the whole group often (and subsequently fall in love with the most attractive one).

8) Live on a random farm in a deserted area and have 1D's tour bus break down conveniently in front of your farm.

9) Have them find you randomly, alone and cold, so they can invite you to live with them.

(Do they actually live together I don't even know any more but these girls know more than I do, so let's take their word for it).

However, there must be a few conditions that you must abide by:

(i) have no parents (or parents that don't give a shit)

(ii) hate them or forget their names multiple times

(iii) be average looking but terribly gorgeous

(iv) have no spoons in your house but plenty of carrots.

(Which one loves carrots an which one is afraid of spoons? Lol)

All this talk of one direction is making me sick

I shall restrain from mentioning them in a while

Lol

That's impossible there's so much to complain about

Having 1D in my rants is inevitable.

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Guys 2000 reads that is so crazy I'm almost crying :")

Thank you so much <3

I think I'm going to post another rant later on today, you've been such great support like I don't know who to dedicate my chapters to anymore because you're all so great ahhh

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