Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy | ✔️

61| LET'S FINISH THIS.

There were no dots in the last chapter. Cheeky, hehe. I know;)

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You'd be glad to know that I'm taking a break from 1D and instead, targeting all my negative energy at this stupid ass fucking prude girl

I know that my last two chapters were targeted at the good girl and I've done loads of rants on them, but I'm reading more and more of these stories (why so I do this to myself) and I'm getting more and MORE pissed off.

This rant is a pretty long one because I'M SO DONE WITH THESE GIRLS. I keep telling myself I'll widen the genres I read so that I'm not always ranting about romance/teen fiction, so I'm sorry about this but I need to get it over and done with.

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Genie_us will henceforth present to you the following:

WHY THESE PRUDE GIRLS ARE THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL OF THEM ALL (Unfinished Sentences Edition).

Things they say, and the rest of the sentence.

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1. "I've never care about what people think of how I look. It doesn't matter what I wear, I just throw on the first things I can get my hands on." And that's why I'll just splash on some purple eyeliner, a smidge of lip gloss and some mascara. (Don't forget the concealer).

This very girl who claims not to care about her appearance will turn into a fashion fucking know-it-all.

It's true.

She'll say how she's such a tomboy, yet two seconds later, she'll be saying how she ties her hair into a "messy bun", wears a "massive hoodie" and "tribal leggings".

Like lol seriously that's what every fucking teenager is wearing these days and it looks good, it does, so stop acting like you don't care about what you wear because you do.

2. "I don't care about what guys think of me." And that's exactly why I'll have a makeover.

You know sometimes I just feel like wattpad is a written version of all these fucking chick flicks I watch when I'm bored.

But yea. They've got to learn how to 'be a girl' so that guys (or a particular guy) can begin to notice them.

(Of course they do).

(BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? THE BOY WILL LATER TELL HE THAT HE NOTICED HER BEAUTY WAYYYY BEFORE THE MAKEOVER. GOOD LIARS, THEY ARE).

Truth is, the girl had to change herself so that her crush could notice her.

That's why I like that Hannah Montana episode (don't judge) where Miley changes Lily up from her tomboy self to a girly-girl as Lily is going to a dance with her crush, and then the guy dumps her because of how she changed.

But naaaaaa. These stories always have to have a make-over because GUYS ONLY FIND GIRLS 'BEAUTIFUL' IN MAKE-UP AND BODY-SHAPING CLOTHES, huh?

The guy should like your tomboy self, k?

Not a made-up version of you.

In fact the world today worries me, I see all these chicks on dates with their boyfriend but always wear so much darn makeup that I wonder if the guy will recognize them when it's all off

Guys, that's why you should take girls swimming on their first date.

Unless she's black. Because I'm telling you, that won't go too well (COMMENT ON THIS IF YOU KNOW THE HAIR STRUGGLE OMG)

omg guys you know I swam for Kenya competitively when I used to be not lazy

3. "Best friend, it's so weird how obsessed you are with hot guys. Calm your tits, they're all disgusting jerks." And that's why I'll get involved with the hottest one, and then spend more time with him than you.

Tell me why

Just tell me WHY

(Ain't nothing but a heartache) lol, Backstreet Boys reference #majorthrowback

Srsly, though. Tell me why they all do this.

These girls are so judgmental to be honest. Every hot guy is a jerk because they apparently 'use' girls and whatnot?

Then they end up being one of his hoes...honestly girl, make your mind up

4. "I never judge anyone." But I hate all the fucking populars, they are all so fucking fake rich kids.

These good girls pretend not to judge people but lol, there's an exception: EVERY POPULAR PERSON IN THE SCHOOL.

Even though they don't know shit about the people.

Any one in a cheerleader's uniform is obviously a bitch, any guy in a jock's uniform is obviously a childish, cheating jerk. And they obviously only care about themselves and how they look because they're all so fucking rich.

Good girl, stop judging them. You don't know anything about them.

(My next rant will be about these stereotyped cheerleaders, btw)

5. "I hate Tyler/Jake/hottest boy in school!" So I will insult him until I fall in love with him.

I tried to save the best for last. Because this is every. damn. story.

The girl hates the guy, insults him and his whole family and assumes so much shit about him even though she knows nothing.

"You're just a jerk who uses girls for your own pleasure. You don't care about anyone but yourself!" She will say to him.

And then she'll fall in love with him.

(Whoa. Didn't see that one coming, did we?)

Like I can't even deal right now, we need to get rid of this stupid girl before my head explodes.

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I get that people change because of certain experiences or situations (in the good girl's situation, because of love). But these stories annoy me because everything the girl pretty much stands for in the beginning is melted, changed and turned around so quickly that I always feel like these girls are pretty much worse than the "fake" cheerleaders.

Rant over.

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Oh and btw, guys please chill a bit with the whole dots thing. I'm not the only one getting slightly annoyed by this - you guys are also getting pretty worked up, I can tell. Like there's some fierce fire flaring (Alitterationnnnnn!) between some readers and stuff and I don't like it when you guys are all angry

I should be the angry one k, y'all should be happpppyyyy (clap along if you feel - NO. NO. NO. NO).

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Edit - the title is pretty misleading, this isn't the last chapter...

I just mean I wanna finish this prude girl business, lol

I haven't finished getting mad at wattpad tbh