60| The Return of the Stupid Prude Girl

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So this weekend I was just chilling at a tented camp in a game park

Fell asleep to [African] buffalo grunts and the lions roaring

#livingontheEdge

Ahh, plus thanks to @TheBookLove for this idea! Her comment was really true.

Lego then!

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Part I.

So another thing I've realised is how the good (prude) girl knows the company she's getting into but then gets HURT and PISSED OFF when that person continues their old ways.

What do I mean, you ask?

One good example (I couldn't have said it better myself, @TheBookLove!)

...is when the boy is a notorious player and the girl feels hear broken every time he bangs another girl.

I mean, this guy has had sex with and/or dated pretty much all the girls he can get his hands on.

But because this good (prude) girl is getting fond of him, she expects him to abstain and shit.

Like wut, bruh? Sex is the thing he enjoys most and just because you're waiting doesn't mean that he should, k?

Mind you, they were never going out in the first place, but she's still so pissed off and "done with love!" Or whatever.

Like seriously girl, why are you so stupid? You thought you had the power to change him after 4 weeks together, huh?

Truthfully, a teenage boy cannot "just change" because he's madly in love (we all think we are at 15 years old, but we aren't...lol).

Pls understand reality, you stupid prude girl wattpad characters.

Another example would be the goody-two-shoes female who gets involved with the bad boy

Then gets mad at him when he's smoking weed or something

Like honestly, did you expect him to smoke some fish instead and boil some pasta, all for a romantic candlelight dinner for two in that abandoned mansion he lives in, eh?

You got yourself into this mess you idiot

You KNEW.

YOU STILL KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN DOING

Tbh you can't expect him to turn his whole life around for you. So bitch get yourself together, he's been street fighting for the last 7 years

So bitch get this silly idea out of your head that he'll stop that shit just because you said so

He ain't your bitch

And if anything, YOU'RE the one who fell in love with him AS HE WAS: smoker and fighter or the player that he was...

So y u getting mad now?

Like these girls overlook these things before and then all of a sudden when he's still doing them it's a sign that he doesn't love her or some stupid shit like that

As much as he's got a good side, he's also got a bad side to him. So these girls need to get this FUDGED UP idea out of their head.

Omg. This rant has just morphed into something else.

Part II.

In all honesty many of these female protagonists are annoying right, they just get pissed off at every thing the guy does wrong:

No flowers? You don't appreciate me!

Didn't text after 3 days? You're a jerk!

Forgot our one-week-aversary: YOU DON'T LOVE ME WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER

Like it drives me crazy, YOU AREN'T PERFECT EITHER!

On second thought, you are.

Because this is wattpad.

(Refer to rant #23 for further information).

I didn't get eaten by a lion btw

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Comment "YOU KNEW!" if you've read this far😎

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