The Hobbit & LoTR Imagines

Naked Dwarves- Elrond

Elrond and Lindir make small talk as they walk through the garden. Suddenly, they hear cries and shouts from the fountain. They stop talking and look straight ahead, to see naked dwarves bathing in the fountain.

Elrond closes his eyes, amused but annoyed in the same instance. Lindir holds his breath, shocked and paralysed at the sight. Elrond turns around and leaves. Seeing Elrond leave, Lindir follows suit.

Elrond starts laughing really hard as he walks back into his home. Lindir holds an annoyed expression, eventually turning down a hall to commence in his work. Elrond, on the other hand, treks on, seeking you out.

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You are with Arwen, helping her get ready for dinner. She sits on a red- cushioned chair, watching you look through her outfits.

"I don't believe that I'll need a very fancy outfit, nana," she says. "Of course not; it's only dinner. But, you must still dress up a little. Aragorn is still here, and you want to leave his every thought being you dressed up, even if it is in the slightest," you say.

She smiles, her cheeks flushing. Suddenly, a knock sounds on the door. "Arwen, is your nana in there?" Your husband asks from behind the door. "Yes, ada," Arwen responds. "May I speak with her?" He asks, humour evident in his voice.

You sigh, laying out an ivory tunic with silver embellishments. "Put this on," you say to Arwen, moving to the door. She nods, getting up to get dressed. You open the door and step outside, allowing your daughter some privacy.

"You needed to speak with me," you state. Elrond smiles slightly, nodding. "You won't believe what I saw in the garden," he says. You raise an eyebrow. "What did you see in the garden?" You ask. Elrond takes your hand and walks down the halls with you.

"The dwarves were bathing in the fountain," he says. You stop walking, and turn to face him. "The dwarves were...bathing...in the fountain?" You ask, disbelief coating your words. Elrond nods, confirming what you just said.

Suddenly, your questioning look turns into a blank expression. Elrond faces you fully, watching your features for any reaction.

Suddenly, you start laughing. Elrond smiles in relief. "So, they were naked and everything?" You ask. Elrond confirms this. You laugh even harder, leaning into Elrond for support.

"That must've been a sight to behold," you say after calming down. "Indeed. Poor Lindir is scarred I'm afraid. He looked pale after the sight of naked dwarves," Elrond says.  You snort. "He's just too uptight. If he relaxed and let loose a bit, he would have a good laugh about it as well," you say. Elrond agrees.

"I mean, what elf doesn't find the sight of naked dwarves amusing besides Lindir? Just imagining naked dwarves makes me laugh," you say. Elrond smiles, wrapping his arm around your waist.

He presses a kiss to your temple. "I must ensure that Arwen looks exceptionally fair, if this is to be Aragorn's last night in Rivendell for a while," you say. You give Elrond a kiss to his cheek.

"Have fun, meleth nin. Don't dwell on the thought of naked dwarves," you say, departing from your husband. Elrond smiles, shaking his head. Then, his smile fades.

Elrond ponders what ruckus the dwarves will stir up tonight. Perhaps dining naked. Now that would be a sight to behold.