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HEY, YOU THERE? If you've come across this book, then life might become a lot harder for you so get your popcorn and some hot chocolate - whatever's gonna lift your spirits and get your mom or dad to settle you in; 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride from here on out.
The Olympians are useless, they're probably off getting drunk in their sky bar, and they've left their kids to deal with it as always. If you notice yourself in these books; then you're already dead if you don't pick up the closest sharp thing to you but if you don't than you're more lucky than most kids these days.
The story you're about to read, is a prime example of how the Olympians always know how to fuck up a kid's life.
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Trouble loved Hana; it was infatuated with her. She had been thrown around so many different schools that she made it a game. Yeah, trouble might have loved Hana Nakamura but Hana loved trouble right back. At the moment, Hana was chilling in the back of a Wilderness School bus, jamming out to some of her favourite music as the other troublemakers around her tried to piss off Coach Hedge; she enjoyed watching the staunch man become red in the face.
Hana Nakamura, the half-sister to the late Ethan Nakamura, was a demigod who was magically adept and the co-counsellor to the Hecate Cabin alongside her sister Lou Ellen Blackstone - weirdly, her and Ethan shared the same mortal blood but Ethan was Nemesis' child, how their father scored two immortals was beyond her.
The Japanese girl was fiddling away with her hands, flapping one while she tapped her foot - she was aching to get up and get active; they'd been stuck on the bus for three hours and it was taking a toll on Hana, being active at the wrong time was what landed her in the Wilderness School in the first place.
She was sat in the back row, by an unknown blond and Piper McLean, with Leo Valdez infront of them; using old corny jokes that she still laughed at - or sometimes sharing a small story that happened with him and her after trying to run away from the school for the umpteenth that month.
"So, Hana Banana here decides to kick the door down with a frying pan in her hand and one of her homemade facemasks on her face - hollering in Japanese and all I could make out was 'I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER YOU ELF!'...then I woke up a day later in the nurse's office." Leo explained before bursting into racuous laughter alongside those around her, she snorted at the story, the sad thing was that Hana actually thought Leo was a monster of some sort that had found her; even using her protective spells.
