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Over Dramatic (Dan smut)

Dan Avidan; SMUT! And swearing. Also, BDSM occurs. This includes gay sex, hair pulling, giving head, anal, and the like. Do not read if you are homophobic or don't like BDSM. Also, Daddy kink because I'm self-indulgent.

I lounged back in the too-squishy velvet chair of the comedy club I was in. It was late, nearing 1 am. I was sipping a small glass of whiskey which was supposed to be my only drink for tonight. I was casually people-watching and taking in all the strange beings around me. It's loud, and the music is blaring. I can see people setting the tech up on stage to start performing. I glance around again. There's a tall, lanky guy by the bar with frizzy hair. He's talking to another guy, this one seems to be his height, but he's heavier and has straight hair with a blonde streak running through it. I know I'm staring, but I can't help it. They've intrigued me. The frizzy-haired one lets out a loud, gasping laugh which makes me smile slightly. I down the rest of the whiskey, cringing a little at the burning as it courses down my throat. I get to my feet and take a deep breath before sauntering over to the two men.

    "Hey! Sorry to interrupt, I hope you don't find me rude, but I couldn't help but hear you guys laughing, and I just wanted to join in on the fun," I say swiftly with a broad grin. The frizzy-haired gentleman stretched a handout.

    "Well hi! I'm Dan. Nice to meet you!" He chirps. I feel my cheeks tint pink and hope that it isn't noticeable.

    "Hey, I'm (Y/N). Super nice to meet you," I smile shyly as I shake his hand. The other man sticks his hand out.

    "And I'm Arin," He grins. I grin back and shake his head.

    "Nice to meet both of you," I say, leaning on the counter. "So, what on Earth has you two cackling up a storm over here?"

Dan lets out another giggle which makes me smile. Arin tosses me a lopsided grin.

    "Dick jokes."

Dan cackles and I let out a burst of laughter. "Straightforward I see." Arin shrugs, a shit-eating grin on his face. I roll my eyes.

    "So are you two performing here tonight or just watching?" I ask, leaning my chin into my palm, my eyes on Dan.

    "I'm performing; Dan is watching. He's lame," Arin states as if it's a fact I should obviously know. I chuckle as Dan crosses his arm and huffs.

    "How dare you, Arin. You know it's because of my stage fright."

    "You know I'm kidding dude," Arin claps Dan on the shoulder, making Dan roll his eyes.

"Lighten up, Dan," I tease. He glares at me and flicks my nose.

"Don't tell me what me to do!" He grumbles. I swat his arm.

"Don't flick me!"

Dan finally breaks, giggling like an idiot and letting his head fall against the bar table. I can't stop the enormous grin that spreads across my face.

"Alright, I gotta start getting ready to perform. Cheer for me my boys," Arin salutes us and ambles off towards the back of the stage. Dan stands back up straight, pushing his curls out of his eyes before looking at me.

"Let's order some drinks and sit near the front," He says, grabbing my hand. I feel my face grow hot, but I nod and let him lead me to the front of the crowd near the stage. He pulls a chair out for me. What a gentleman. I sit down as he flops into his chair.

"Want me to go to the bar and order?" He asks.

"I can go if you want me to," I say, slightly shyly. Dan flashes a wide grin.