I'm A Big Bad Tiger

Orange Dick

Here's some BTS of what happens to Shayla after cotillion. They're just little stories.

So, me and Jay are waiting for Carlos to come out of the shower for our little 'fun night' where we do whatever we want.

"Hurry up, Carlos!" Jay shouts from his position on his bed.

"Long hair takes ages to dry!" Carlos calls from the bathroom.

"Give me some whiskey." I hold my hand out. Jay placed a bottle of whiskey in it. Carlos walks out the bathroom with a towel around his waist.

"Put some clothes on, stupid." I tell him.

"Jay, do you use self-tanner?" Carlos asks.

"Sometimes." Jay shrugs. "Why? What's up?"

"I thought it was lotion and.." Carlos shows us his dick. His very orange dick. Me and Jay burst into laughter.

"Why didn't you read the bottle?" Jay slaps his leg.

"I'm a bit tipsy, okay?" Carlos looks at his dick. "Look at what your shit did to my dick."

"Dude, it looks like a stack of barbecue Pringles." Jay fell off his bed in laughter.

"Your dick looks like a yam." I wipe the tears of joy away from my eyes.

"Dudes..." Carlos puts his towel back on.

"Your dick looks like a traffic cone." Jay sits next to me on Carlos's bed.

"Your dick looks like an Oompa Loompa." I drink more of my whiskey.

"Your dick looks like Spike Lee at Knicks game." Jay holds my hand.

"If your dick was jumping over a river, it would be the General Lee." I rub Jay's hand with my thumb.

"Your dick looks like a shaved hamster." Jay squeezes my hand.

"Your dick looks like Olaf's nose." I snorted in my laughing fit.

"Are you done?" Carlos asks us, clearly showing his annoyance.

"Yes." Me and Jay stop our laughing. Jay starts to get change. Jay drinks his red wine more.

"Your dick looks like a sad giraffe." I snigger. Jay spits out his drink and laughs.

"You two are just a couple of motherfuckers." Carlos sighs. Someone knocks at the door. Carlos sits down next to me and Jay answers the door. It's Mal, Evie, Ben and a new student.

"Hey, guys, this is Helena, daughter of the Horned King." Ben motions to the student.

"Hi, I'm Jay." Jay shakes the girl's hand. "I assume that you've met our friends, Mal and Evie." Jay looks at me and Carlos. "That's Shayla and Carlos, my best mate and my girlfriend. We've been through a lot together. Shayla's an Indian girl and she knows every single law of the jungle off my heart being the daughter of Shere Khan and Carlos has an orange dick." Me and him start laughing again.

"Very funny." Carlos slaps me on my shoulder.

"What the fuck do you guys get up to when it's just the three of you?" Mal shakes her head.

"No, listen, Carlos used Jay's self-tanner because he's tipsy and he thought it was lotion and he gave birth to a sad giraffe." I laugh harder.

"You three need help." Evie sighs.