I'm A Big Bad Tiger

Puffed Deliciousness

Me, Mal, Evie and Freddie walk into the hall for lunch the next day.

"So, I seriously have to take a class called "Remedial Goodness?" Freddie asks.

"Yup. There's a two hour exam about smiling." Mal says.

"No." Freddie's hopes are crushed.

"Smiling's super important in Auradon. Let's see what you've got." Evie nudges me. I do have a pretty sweet smile. Freddie tries to smile. "Try less teeth." Freddie does so. "Better. But your eyes still look...villainy. Try smizing."

"Smizing?" Freddie looks at me.

"It's smiling with your eyes. Apparently, it's the thing good people do. Oooh, smells like lunch is ready. It's no crusty, barley oatmeal, like the goblins used to make at the Slump-It-Up back home." Mal tells Freddie.

"A goblin once put his blood and snot into my oatmeal. "I shiver.

Mal kicks some hair accidentally. "Oh, I'm sorry."

"Oh! That's Ruby. Rapunzel's daughter. Her hair leaves ten minutes after she does. That girl has got to do something about those split ends!" Ruby's hair smacks Audrey. "Ouch!"

"Well? What are you waiting for? Dive in!" Ben walks up to us.

"What is all this frou-frou stuff?" Freddie looks at the table. "I don't wanna eat glazed this or sprinkled that." Freddie can't hold it back anymore. "Okay, gimme some of that puffed deliciousness!" She starts grabbing and eating some treats "It's so good."

"Sorry? Oh, yeah, I can't hear you over the puffed deliciousness." Mal smirks.

"Mhm. I wish I had more mouths." Freddie takes some more food.

"So do I. More mouths to please Jay." I giggle.

Mal gives Freddie a plate. "Hey! Friendly word of advice: it's not cool to steal in Auradon."

"I know! It's weird, right? I mean, why put it out if you don't want it stolen?" Evie looks at me. I open my mouth. "Let me guess...Jay put his heart out there and you stole it. The same goes for you."

"Yep. Stealing is super easy when stuff is just out there." I look at Freddie.

"Exactly! Oooh! Is that cranberry sauce? A fountain made of chocolate? Fruit shaped like little animals?! Oh, I could get used to this place! So yummy! Mhm." Freddie bumps into Lonnie. "Get your own buffet table!" Lonnie walks away.

"Were we that bad when we first got here?" Mal asks us.

"Oh, no! We were the picture of elegance." Evie starts to eat with Mal.

"The boys were worst than you two. I didn't each much." I roll my eyes.

"You do need a bit of fat on you." Freddie tosses me a strawberry.

"Fine." I giggle and we eat.