Parang Tanga / Like A Fool

THE I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE EXTRA CHAPTER

Okay, so this was totally not inspired by a GIF of Sana blowing out a lit fire that the Christian dancer created, but anyway, so one day in the gays', I mean, girls' dorm. The idiot now legal kid shuffled her way into the kitchen that no one ever uses so the stuff there are all probably rusty and crusty shit.

In the other words, don't cook if you don't know your shit, kids.

So the DubuTofu looked for a frying pan but she couldn't find one because who uses pans anyway? 'Peter Pan?' She laughed at that. She grabbed the plate in the sink that Momo used to devour her jokbal and put it on the stove thing or whatever you call it.

Oh, yeah. The other gays were probably doing other shits like pissing on JYP's yard, I mean, they are probably busy practicing like what they should actually be doing.

And so the Christian kid dumped some of Mina's illegally imported ketchup on the peter pan because they didn't have the oil and shit.

"This gonna be a fuck'n Anthony Bourdain meal right here." She rapped even though there's like only red blobs on the plate THAT SHOULDN'T BE EVEN USED TO COOK WITH. WTF, DAHYUN?!

She added the midget's favorite food which is probably strawberries and she plopped them on the peter pan. She cranked up that damn stove and HER pan JUST EXPLODED LIKE WTAFJH?! "My masterpiece ... WHAT THE HELL?!"

So the kitchen was lit LITERALLY, and so she just called 1-800-SANA and the snake slithered her way from her harem, I mean, the practice room to the bitchen. She was like, "Wow, I didn't know there's something hotter than me." But the Dubu was like, "Bitch, dafuq do I do to call GodJihyo to fucking turn the fire off with her holy water powers like AMEN?!"

The GaySanake slapped the kid and was like, "Booboo, I have water bending skills." So she did the swoosh thing to the fire but she's dumb as fuck so she ended up getting the eagle soggy and wet. 'If you know what I mean.'

So they screeched for GodJihyo, and the holy person transported to the kitchen and immediately supersonic screeching screamed back at her kids, which scared the shit outta the fire so the fire unlit itself and was like, "Bye-bye, bitches! Gotta blast!"

Then the silent came. The SmolBean got into the picture and saw the burnt peter pan of their ketchup and strawberries and was like, "Holy shit, MiChaeng is so hot!"

The JokbalMonster fast balled her jokbal and the kid, and was like, "MiChaeng was burned down because MiMo is here."

The WW3 happened with a peach and Simba spitting shit of fire, literally, like Eminem while a certain penguin was busy calling for an institute to take care of her. May BalleMina live in peace.

Booboo sneezed because she was jelly-jelly, but she really wasn't because she was a holy Christian that didn't believe in girlXgirl stuff, but she still sneezed again at the jokbal woman in the name of the father, the Chaeyoung Son, and the holy Jihyo, AMEN.

I don't know where the 2Yeon is because they're probably at the adoption center or some shit to pick out their beautiful baby or unless it's a futa and 2yeon are busy making out, making a ba-ba-ba-baby.

Or maybe Nayeon is out to kidnap her Oh My Girl she stalked every day and Kyungwan is probably busy building a lego statue of her girlfriends.

And lastly, the Star Wars kid is at the shooting range with her Gucci-as-fuck-dog, because she don't give a fuck about anything on 'em except Louis Vuitton, I mean, Gucci and how much she hates THRICE so she's gonna shoot 'em all down along with GodJihyo's powers.

She said you gotta do this with fashion so her guns are like made outta their iconic 'Shut Up, Baby!' clothes and bullets of Chaeyoung's epic ass poems and lyrics or whatever work of the devil it is.

Manager Sadness-unnie approves.