crush | bokuaka

[4] ohoho

akaashi woke up the next morning to the noise of his alarm clock (which was the song knock by knk; which at the time he thought it was a good idea to wake up to a bop, but it soon showed to be redundant as he now associated the song with getting up and found it annoying).
(a/n-a true story by me, also stan knk)

akaashi stretched and got out of bed with a reluctant hesitation. he was defiantly not a morning person. the mere idea of having to leave his bed made him want to cry, but soon the functions in his brain that made him realize that he had to go to school overrode him and forced himself out of bed.

he did his morning routine: take a shower, get dressed, brush his teeth, and grab something to eat and be out the door. before heading out the door he grabbed a granola bar and his phone. he was about to leave when he heard someone call his name. he turned around to see bokuto heading his way.

'oh yeah, i was going to walk to school with bokuto-san. how could i forget?'

"hi akaashi," bokuto said smiling.

"hi bokuto-san," akaashi said, returning a slight smile back.

"ahh im so tired," boktuo said with a yawn to help further prove his point.

"me too," akaashi admitted, having to fight the urge to yawn himself.

they walked a couple more minutes in a comfortable silence, each not wanting to hold a conversation in such a sleepy state of mind. then bokuto's phone rang which broke the silence. akaashi had to fight the urge to laugh as bokuto's ringtone was the song heart shaker by twice.

"hey kuroo," bokuto said into his phone.

akaashi didn't pay attention to the phone call since he knew it to be rude to listen in on someone else's conversation. he took out his own phone to keep himself occupied and help him to fight off the drowsiness.

akaashi didn't hear any part of bokuto's converstion with the boy named "kuroo." that was until he heard the most ungodly sound he's ever heard.

"ohoho."

"ohohoho."

'what the actual fuck," was all that ran through akaashi's mind. he was now listening in to what was happening in this conversation to make sure he wasn't going insane. and sure enough, bokuto and kuroo (who akaashi had no idea who kuroo was and could just barley hear what he was saying through the receiver) were just going back and forth saying "ohoho."

bokuto and kuroo kept doing this for who knows how long. akaashi thought he was going to lose his mind.

'what even are they saying? is this some form of language i've never heard before? at god what have i done to deserve this punishment.'

akaashi thought he was going to go insane. the two didn't stop until akaashi heard someone loudly yell trhough the phone:

"kUROO FUCKING TETSUROU IF YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP IM GOING TO SHOVE MY CONTROLLER DOWN YOUR GODDAMNED THROAT!"

it was so loud it made both akaashi and bokuto physically flinch at the sound.

"sorry kenma," bokuto and kuroo said at the same time.

'god bless you kenma, you're a real one,' akaashi thought, relieved it was over. this kenma person was his new hero.

bokuto hung up when they were about to head into the school. and before akaashi could questioned or even think about what in the ever loving fuck just happened, the bell rang signaling they had to go to their separate home rooms.

"bye akaashi!" bokuto said before running off to his home room.

akaashi just sighed as it was too early in the morning. he made a mental note to ask bokuto later on today who kuroo was and what the hell "ohoho" meant.

spoilers, akaashi forgot to ask bokuto about the phone call. top 10 unsolved anime mysteries.

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two weeks later

both akaashi and bokuto had become really close friends, they constantly hung out. they both felt like they had known each other for a lot longer than it actually has been.

akaashi had finally met the infamous kuroo and kenma as one of the weekends they came and visited bokuto. bokuto invited over akaashi as he wanted akaashi to meet them. since then, they've constantly came and vistsed bokuto over the weekends.

akaashi quickly came to learn that kuroo was a huge major fucking idiot, along with bokuto. neither of them are annoying by themselves, but when they met each other, they gave akaashi a headache. they also gave kenma a headache, who akaashi pitied due to having to deal with two for over half his lifespan.

kenma was a second year like akaashi and the two became friends easily as they had a lot in common. while bokuto and kuroo did who the hell knows upstairs, kenma and akaashi just chilled in bokuto's living room watching random animes and talking.

he also made friends with the volleyball team as bokuto ate lunch and hung out with the volleyball team, dragging akaashi along with him.

akaashi had finally joined the volleyball team. thanks to bokuto of course. akaashi was able to quickly pick up whatever bokuto showed him. akaashi was basically a natural at volleyball, or so bokuto says.

yukie suggested the idea of him joining one day to him during a study hall they had together. akaashi, after some reluctancy, joined the team officially and was glad he did.

akaashi was content and satisfied with everything that was happening in his life.