crush | bokuaka

[6] sowlmates

"hey akaashi, i want to get your input on something."

"sure, what is it?" akaashi said putting down his book. he was currently reading the book Little Bee and didn't want to put it down, but bokuto sounded ugrent.
(a/n- read the book little bee because it's such a good book if you're looking for something mature to read, highly recommend)

they were currently at akaashi's house on a saturday as his mom had work and bokuto was bored. plus akaashi said there were left over tacos from dinner last night, which made bokuto dash to his house in 5 seconds.

"momoland or red velvet?"

"i guess that depends what song you're talking about."

"ok, bboom bboom or red flavor?"

"bboom bboom defiantly. it's truly a bop."

"interesting..." bokuto said, a sneaky smile reaveling itself on his face.

"why'd you ask?"

"me and kuroo were just having this argument the other day and i wanted to prove him wrong. he thought that red flavor was better than bboom bboom. the uncultured swine."

"...i can't believe i put my book down for this conversation."

"akAaashi!"

akaashi just picked up his book again and kept reading. that was until he heard bokuto's phone ringing. he looked at the caller ID and saw that he was calling kuroo. after a few seconds of listening to twice, kuroo picked up.

"behave kuroo, you're on speaker."

"or what? you'll spank me?"

akaashi wanted to kill himself right on the spot.
by the sounds of kenma saying "kuroo, please shut your fuck," he wanted to as well.

"haha just kidding bro, no homo."

"no homo," bokuto said back almost instantly.

"wait, why do you have it on speaker?"

"because i wanted akaashi to hear the conversation."

"oh, hi akaashi!"

akaashi sighed, "hello kuroo."

"he sounds happy to hear me," kuroo said jokingly.

"hi akaashi," kenma said.

"hey kenma. are you suffering as much as i am at the moment?"

"yes, with a 150% chance of me jumping off the next bridge i pass."

"rUde!" kuroo yelled. "i love you bro and all, but why'd you call?"

"because akaashi agreed with me that bboom bboom is more of bop than red flavor." bokuto said smugly.

"both of you don't know what you're talking about."

"wait, you're telling me you think that red flavor is more of a bop than bboom bboom? im breaking up with you," kenma said with disgust in his voice, though akaashi couldn't tell if that if he was actually faking it.

"please kenma no, i beg."

"im done with you, im going to date akaashi now."

"whomstve."

"never mind akaashi's dead to me as well," sighed kenma.

"sorry kenma, it just slipped."

"it's okay. we all make mistakes, i forgive you."

"oH i see how it is, akaashi gets forgiven but i don't," kuroo said, fake hurt in his voice.

"yeah but your mistake is too stupid to forgive," kenma said.