I Like Bad Guys? (I'm A Bad Person)

Vampires, Blood, Rust and a little bit of Possessiveness [5]

"What the fuck?!"

"Pfft- OH MY STARS" Slim laughed almost falling into the floor as his shoulders were shaking rapidly.

"Slim shut the fuck up"

Sans said giving his friend the middle finger from the mirror he was facing before again observing the gown he was suppose to wear. Sans has to admit that it was a beautiful gown with the purple tinge long sleeves and added star like sequence on the blue fabric and he thinks the fur and the hood is a nice touch but seriously? does he really need to wear fucking heels for this, he has lose his dignity since long before he wore the maid dress but heels? Oh hell no.

"Sans calm down there just heels"

"Just heels, said by the guy who wore them and fall down the stairs the instant they tried to walk"

"Hey! I was high that time"

"Excuses, excuses" Sans teasingly hummed as he put the stilettos that he was supposed to wear back at it's box. He placed them by the table before sitting down on the couch Slim was sitting at and taking his sneakers and putting them on instead.

"You do know that doesn't really go along with the gown right?"

"Who the heck cares? They will be covered by my gown anyways" Sans shrug, what? He would rather be a slob than wear heels that will be the basic explanation on why he keeps falling down.

"Eh, whatever you say" Slim shrugs as he makes himself comfortable at the couch inside the fitting room they were assigned at.

...

"So are we supposed to stay here or?...." Slim trailed off.

"Dunno" Sans shrugged "I still haven't received any orders so I guess we just have to wait for a few more minutes" Sans hummed checking his phone for any messages before putting it by his side just in case.

"Sans"

"Yeah?"

"I want to ask you something and I swear to the stars if you laugh I'll hide all of your ketchup bottles"

Sans groaned but grinned "Sheesh, Fine, so what is it?"

Sans only said it like that to try lighten the mood a little for Slim's face looks so agitated and focus it is nothing like the laid back and calm persona the other always held like a mask.

"HOWCANIASKSOMEONEOUT"

"Sorry what?..." Sans asked mocking a face of confusion towards Slim. He knows full well what the other said as he got use to the way his brother would always speed up his own sentences whenever the other was in a hurry but hey it's fun to tease Slim.

Slim rolled his eyes at him "I know that you fucking heard me Sans"

Sans chuckled before looking at Slim grinning "So who's the special gal?~" he practically sang.

Slim groaned as he buried his face in between his hands while making a murmuring sound 'ish a gyush i mset atsh clush'

"Uhmm.... buddy I can't exactly hear you" Sans chuckled finding it very amusing seeing his friend acting so out of character.

Slim sighed loudly before prompting himself up so he was looking at Sans "It's a guy I met at a club"

"And if I may ask when did you realize that you like him" Sans ask as his grin widened so much that his cheeks are hurting already.

"Just a week ago, we used to meet up every Friday and hang out all day long but one day when I was sitting on a tree branch and accidentally fall of- Sans snorted- I landed on the ground in front of him and then he jokes 'I can't believe you fell for me' that's pretty much it for me" Slim said awkwardly chuckling as an red orange blush was dusted upon his face.