I Like Bad Guys? (I'm A Bad Person)

VBRP [14]: O-oh stars...

You know talking about your sex life would be really awkward and fucking shit, Blue was one to asked intrusive questions.

"So who do you like better, Dream or Killer?" Blue asked him as he took a bite off his brownie.

"What do you mean?" He asked while taking a sip from his tea.

Blue rolled his eyes at him. "Sans it's obvious Dream likes you..."

Well he can't argue with that, there were a few signs... he shifted his gaze to the side as he felt his cheeks heating up.

"I-I dunno..."

Blue hummed in thought.

"Okay then, who do you think is better in bed, Dream or Killer?"

Sans choke on his tea as his eyes widened from the other's question.

He coughs before looking at Blue with a flushed face.

"Do I seriously need to answer that!"

"You said you'll answer any question I asked." Blue reminded him with a huff. "Plus if you know who you'll like to be in bed with than it's one step closer to figuring out your feelings."

"I can't just choose..." Sans reasoned only for Blue to looks over at him curiously.

"Describe it then."

He blinks. "What do you mean?"

"Describe how the two of them are in bed, like how you felt or something..." Blue hummed as he just looks over at him.

How the other can asked this questions with a straight face made Sans question everything.

"Do I really have to?..."

"Sans we made a deal..." The other pointed out reminding Sans of the time he swore to tell only the truth just earlier.

"Uh...fine..." Sans let out a defeat sigh.

"Dream... well his gentle and definitely vanilla, every kiss is passionate I-I guess and his a damn great kisser, when I kiss him it always feels right..." Sans gulps.

"Killer on the other hand is... rough.." He shuddered. "A fucking sadist too, his kisses were force and would always just take you out of the edge yet he knows when to stop, where to touch and..."

Sans covers his face as he muffled a scream of his own.

Blue blinks at him.

"Wowie, I didn't know you were a masochist."

"I am not!" He squeaked out, oh gosh he didn't for his voice to be that high. 

The other ignored it as he placed down the teacup in his hands. "Well from that it seems you like to have sex with Killer more and yet tend to be more comfortable around Dream..."

He froze... how the fuck did that makes senses to him?

"Though I'm a bit surprise didn't you and Killer know each other for years? How come it seems like you feel more comfortable around Dream?" Blue looks over at him confusingly.

"I don't know!" Sans groaned. "I guess there’s always that thing that made me realize that he was still my master and employer..."

"Or maybe there's tension way before..." Blue hummed in thought as Sans felt like dying inside.

He covers his face.

"Oh stars you're making this more harder for me..."

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