Darth Vader: Blalala...?
Me: *bursts into laughter*
Myself: YOU WERE RIGHT! HE SAID IT!!!! *dies laughing- literally*
You: No, it would be 'was', not were- oh, you meant... *looks at Myself and trails off* She... she died laughing...
Me: Aw! That's how I wanna go out!
I: No I don't!
You: Stop referring to yourself in the third person, I!
Yourself: I isn't doing that...
I: Whaaaa???
Darth Vader: -_-
Lissy: LLAMAS WITH HATS!!!!
Darth Vader: *raises a brow beneath his helmet*
I: I thought your eyebrows were burnt off...
Darth Vader: They're right- stop referring to yourself in the third person. *is now grumpy*
I: *looks down with droopy puppy ears*
Me: I IS A PUPPY NOW?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WANNA SHAPESHIFT!!
You: Actually, it is 'I wants to shapeshift', and I can, which is why she did.
Me: No you can't...
You: That was another incorrect sentence- but I already know that I can't!
Me: But... but I can...
Lissy: OKAY! YOU ALL NEED TO TAKE THIS ELSEWHERE! I AM GETTING CONFUSED AND AM GETTING A HEADACHE!!!
All other Lissy's: *leave*
Lissy: *is silent for an entire minute as she stares at Vader before she suddenly says* CAAARRRRRRL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!!!!
Darth Vader: *raises brow again* What in the galaxy..?
Lissy: *grins* Watch the videos!! WATCH THEM I SAY!! HAHAHAHAHA! Man... memories of days in the past... a few years back... oh man... I LOVE THESE!!!!!!
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My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 2
RandomYup, that's right, my lovely people! There's a second book!! Darth Vader: *shakes head* I think you're addicted to these. But admit it, Darthy- you love them! Darth Vader: *smiles*
