Beerus: More ideas, and I'm sure they're lousy.
Me: Ouch... you think I have lousy ideas?
Beerus: Supreme Kai told me some of the ideas you have for your short stories. Well, more like lack of ideas.
Me: Shin!
Supreme Kai: Lord Beerus wouldn't leave me alone about it. Sorry...
Me: *sighs* You're fine...
Darth Vader: What are your ideas?
Me: Oh! Well- oh...
Beerus: Let me guess... you don't remember.
Me: ...I forgot... I literally had it just a moment ago, then I forgot... it was going to be a short story challenge. OH! I REMEMBER! What if I had a "Just Write" tag challenge thingy, where once a week you update your book with a short story that you just start writing? No time to think, just dew it!
Beerus: I knew your idea was going to be lousy.
Me: Will you just- *cuts self off and inwardly fumes* Anyways... it would help me get these chapters used up so I can make a different book with a different cover.
Darth Vader: Now I understand.
Me: What?
Darth Vader: You want a new book with a new cover because of your new obsession. *crosses arms*
Me: Whaaaaaaat? Pffffffft...
Darth Vader: You know I'm right.
Me: Yeah... okay, yes. So what?
Beerus: What is this new obsession of hers? *starts drinking lemonade*
Whis: Why, I thought that was obvious, my lord. *shows Beerus Lissy's home screen*
Beerus: *looks at screen then spits out lemonade in shock* Me?! *looks at Lissy* Why in the universe would you choose to obsess over a destroyer?
Me: Um, because you're cool, you're hilarious, and you're an anthropomorphic cat? Duh.
Whis: She has quite the obsession over you, currently, Lord Beerus.
Beerus: Yes, I can see that now. How do I get her to stop?
Darth Vader: You wait for the obsession to wear off.
Beerus: Oh, so that's what you did, hmm?
Darth Vader: *makes no reply*
Beerus: *smirks* Ah, I think someone's jealous. Miss all the attention?
Me: Uhhh... ANYWAYS! Anyone up for such a tag challenge thing? The rest of the year we update our book with a short story? Doesn't even have to be an actual-actual one. It could be script-form like this! Or it could be an actual short story. I would say the minimum for a word count would be, hmm, 500 words? Maybe it could even be a poem, or something poem-like that doesn't have to rhyme. *shrugs*
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My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 2
RandomYup, that's right, my lovely people! There's a second book!! Darth Vader: *shakes head* I think you're addicted to these. But admit it, Darthy- you love them! Darth Vader: *smiles*
