So, I'm listening to Demons by Imagine Dragons, but it's a cover with this guy and girl singing- Boyce Avenue featuring Jannel Garcia- and... it hurts... (Nightcore version, that is)
Darth Vader: This version of the song breaks your heart ever since you found that AMV.
Yeah... Revenge of the Sith... Anidala... *cries*
Darth Vader: *crosses arms* How do you think I feel?
*gasps and cries harder* I'M SO SORRY, DARTHYYYYYY! *hugs his leg tight and sobs*
Darth Vader: *sighs and gently pats my head* Hush.
*calms down and switches song to the Nightcore version of the Jade S. cover of Secrets Of Wysteria*
Darth Vader: I should have known you would listen to this. You are in a sad evil kind of mood.
Beerus: Sad and evil at the same time? This should be interesting.
I'm gonna come up with a short story! Right now!
Beerus: In this same chapter?
Yeah! I mean, why not? Let's see what I can come up with...
Vegeta: Why would you listen to a song like this? This man... he's despicable! A cannibalistic pedophile?
He's a creep, yes- I mean, was. He was executed by electric chair! Teehee!
Whis: *raises eyebrows* Teehee?
Darth Vader: We must be with Lis right now...
Lis: No, I'm the cannibal, not the sadist.
Beerus: Which is the sadist again? Lisbeth?
Lisbeth: I'm the vampire, Lord Beerus, not the sadist.
Beerus: Oh, and now, after a song like that, you're listening to Can You Feel The Love Tonight? By Boyce Avenue featuring Connie Talbot, apparently.
Darth Vader: One thing to know about Elisabeth is that she can listen to violin music then turn around and listen to Skillet.
Beerus: She's a strange one.
Thank you! Anyways! Let's see what I can come up with...
It was a dark and stormy night.
Beerus: Seriously? How many stories start off with that line?
Just let me write! I wanna see what I can do without thinking long and hard on it!
Beerus: Fine, fine. Continue, but don't bore me or I'll destroy your planet.
A large, black wolf-
Beerus: Don't you have other short stories to be writing? The ones that others have requested because you needed to exercise your mind?
*sighs* Yes, but I am trying to write a short story here first in hopes of being able to make it easier on my brain when I get to writing those...
Whis: Perhaps we should let her get to writing, my lord.
Beerus: Yes, yes, of course.
I think I'm gonna change my story. But what to...
Beerus: Doesn't really matter since you only got one sentence down.
*mutters* Thanks to you...
Beerus: Say, did you say something?
Who, me? No... must have been Supreme Kai.
Supreme Kai: I said nothing!
Anyways! I decided I'm not gonna write the story here. I'll write it in a different chapter! Ba-bye!
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My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 2
RandomYup, that's right, my lovely people! There's a second book!! Darth Vader: *shakes head* I think you're addicted to these. But admit it, Darthy- you love them! Darth Vader: *smiles*
