Darth Vader: Long time no see, Lis. How have you been?
Me: ...
Darth Vader: There is no short or simple way to answer, is there? *raises brow*
Me: Not. At. All.
Darth Vader: How are you doing right now?
Me: Um... okay! I think! Just hungry... SO HUNGRY! And wondering why in the galaxy I went through that small Kylo Ren phase... the last chapter... why? WHY MISTER DUCK FACE!?
Darth Vader: So that's what you call him now.
Me: YEP! You can thank Elvenjediofnarnia17 for that one. 😏
Darth Vader: Now you're just in a big My Hero Academia phase. Especially this All Might guy. *rolls eyes*
Me: *starts dying after squealing and acting crazy* ALL MIGHT! ALL MIGHT IS SO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL! BEST ANIME EVER! BEST HERO EVER! ALL MIGHT! AGH! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! SO MANY REASONS I LOVE HIM AND I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT ALL! IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG AND I WOULD DIE IN THE PROCESS BECAUSE FANGIRLING!!!!!
Darth Vader: He's your lock screen, your home screen, your background and profile picture on GodismyDD...
Me: UH HUH!
Darth Vader: You've moved on from Star Wars?
Me: Not at all! I'm just in a bigger My Hero Academia phase. It'll pass, and soon I'll be talking about you non-stop again, Darthy!
Darth Vader: *sarcastically* Great. I can't wait. *secretly doesn't mind it, though, because he's missed doing the random chapters with Lis and has missed her and misses when she talked to him more than any other fictional friend*
Me: Oh, you love meh! 😜😜😜 And besides... I can always talk to you and All Might! 😏😂
Darth Vader: If you haven't scared him off by now.
Me: If he can handle being around Bakugo and fanboy Midoriya, he can handle me!
Darth Vader: You are a much bigger fan than Midoriya is... and scarier than Bakugo sometimes. Remember Death?
Me: Oh... yeah... she's scary!
Darth Vader: Something has recently been bothering me. Your response when I woke up from those nightmares. You seemed to be aware of what was going on.
Me: OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!!!? IT IS ALMOST NOON FOR ME, AND IT IS TIME TO EAT NOW! BYYYYYYYYE!!!! *whooshes out so fast it leaves a dust cloud of myself*
Darth Vader: ....
YOU ARE READING
My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 2
RandomYup, that's right, my lovely people! There's a second book!! Darth Vader: *shakes head* I think you're addicted to these. But admit it, Darthy- you love them! Darth Vader: *smiles*
