Princess of the Water Pokémon

Chapter 13 - Guadalupe and Babies and Zane! Oh My!

"You can't be a Human Pokémon," Rainboweyes said, "so what are you?"

"I can turn into any water type starter Pokémon!" Guadalupe said.

"Ugh!" she groaned, "that doesn't tell me anything! I want answers! I know! I'll take DNA samples."

"Huh?" he said, "ah hell nah!" Rainboweyes took us to a part of the house that I'd never seen before. It looked like some sort of laboratory.

"Sit down," she said, "I'm going to take some blood."

"What?!" he said, "no!" She pushed him into the chair.

"Now turn into a human so I can use a regular needle," she said.

"No!" he said defiantly.

"I have powers you wouldn't imagine!" she said.

"Ha!" he said, "try me!"

"I can turn into Pokémon and use their powers and more!" she said. Chains appeared and chained him to the chair!

"Oh! By the way," she said, "the chains are made out of diamonds! Now turn into a human!" He just sat there. She snapped her fingers and he turned into a human! He turned into a Squirtle. She snapped her fingers twice and he turned back into a human.

"Now your powers are restrained," she said. He struggled and she snapped her fingers and he fell asleep. She took a little bit of blood.

"I'm going to analyze this later," she said.

"Why later?" I asked, "just a little bit ago you were so dead set on getting answers."

"Because!" she said, "it's time for your first ultrasound!"

"Really?" I asked.

"Yes, really," she said excitedly. She set everything up and soon we were waiting for something to show up on the screen. Popplio let me pet him because I was nervous. The picture starts to form.

"Its fat," Guadalupe said, "cool! Its a mutant! It has two heads!" Popplio and I started to freak out!

"No," Rainboweyes said, "THEY are hugging!"

"They," I said, "as in twins?!"

"Yep," she said, "twins."

"I have TWIN VAMPIRES inside of me?!" I asked, "Zane was right. I am going to die."

"Don't worry Topaz," she said, "my magic can do many things."

"OK?" I said skeptically.

"Next week," she said, "we can do another ultrasound and find out the genders! Now back to you, Guadalupe!"

"Ah! Dang it!" Guadalupe said, "I thought you were distracted!"

"I'm going to run tests on your blood now," she said, "this could take a few hours."

Zane's POV

"I can't believe that Feraligatr man was able to send me flying like that! I'm a vampire for crying out loud!" I said, "and Topaz doesn't love me, she thinks I'm evil!" I had a rough childhood. My older sister picked on me!

Topaz's POV

"Rainboweyes said it would take a few hours to run the blood tests," I said, "its been three days!"

"I wonder why Zane hasn't appeared again," Popplio said.

"Let's go check on Rainboweyes, then go to Piplup's Burgers and eat! I'm famished. Are those damn results in yet for fuck's sake?" Guadalupe said firmly.

"You could've just given us a straight answer," I said, "and avoided this whole mess!"

"I did tell you," he said.

"I think she wanted more details," I said. We went to the lab to see Rainboweyes.

"We haven't seen you for three days!" Popplio said.

"Yeah!" I agreed.

"Where in the Sam hell have you been? You have been hiding for three damn days!" Guadalupe said.

"This took longer than expected to analyze," Rainboweyes said, "he's a water type starter Human Pokémon!"

"I'm gonna fix the door now," he said, leaving.