BATHROOM ; J.JK

twelve.

minhee heard the squeaking of a chair and lifted her face from the cake, whipped cream and strawberry syrup all over her face. she saw through the whipped cream jeongguk sheepishly smiling at her, his face resting in his hands.

"hiya." he greeted.

"i hate you."

"y'know, you just caused more attention on yourself, considering your face." jeongguk said.

"yes i know, but i want to end my suffering on this unholy planet in the sweetest way." minhee said, a bit of syrup dripping onto the table, still staring at jeongguk.

"by trying to... inhale cake? i don't think that's how that works."

"no i was trying to suffocate myself."

"oh."

a minute of silence went by with just jeongguk staring at minhee and minhee staring at jeongguk angrily, the mess still on her face.

"you're not gonna.. uh.. clean that up?" jeongguk said.

"i will."

"when?"

"soon."

"when's soon?"

"when you decide to show up on time."

"not gonna be anytime soon then, huh wifey?"

"apparently not."

jeongguk sighed with a smile on his face, shaking his head.

"you're funny. let's just get you clean up and we can get started," jeongguk reached over, dragged his finger across her face lightly, scraping up some whipped cream and licked his finger. "alright, wifey?"

minhee cringed.

"i want to vomit."

"why? it's just whipped cream." jeongguk said, finishing the rest of it.

"whipped cream mixed with lotion, bb cream, and foundation." minhee said blandly.

"oh, what flavors are they?"

"for f--"

"no swearing, please. there's children here?" jeongguk held a finger to his lips.

"do you mean you?"

"wifey!!" jeongguk whined.

"jeonggukie!!" minhee fake-whined.

minhee and jeongguk paused. jeongguk smirked.

"jeonggukie, huh?" jeongguk said, grabbing a napkin and started to clean minhee's cheek.

minhee slapped his hand and grabbed the napkin, cleaning herself off. she huffed.

"shut up, wifey ends with an -ee sound so i just added it to jeongguk..." she muttered, cleaning off all the syrup and whipped cream.

"i like that nickname. it's so cute, like you!!" jeongguk exclaimed as he reached over to pinch minhee's cheek.

unfortunately, his arm caused minhee's macchiatto to tip over and spill all over minhee, causing her to hiss and jeongguk to ironically swear aloud.

"nice job, jeon." she said, standing up and letting the coffee to drip from her shirt.

"whoops, sorry." he said, rubbing the nape of his neck.

minhee expanded her shirt and looked around for a bathroom. "where's... where's the bathroom?" she seethed as the heat from the coffee started to seep into her stomach and thighs.

"excuse me! where's the nearest bathroom?" he called out to a worker.

the worker pointed to a corner.

jeongguk grabbed her hand and lead her to the bathroom.

"we're cleaning you up."

"i can't go inside the men's bathroom!!" minhee yelled.

"we're not going to the men's," he said, turning the bathroom handle.

"we're going to the ladies."

a/n:

it'S A SINGLE BATHROOM DON'T WORRY LMAO.