BATHROOM ; J.JK

nineteen.

"what i was thinking is that we can just ask other couples how they feel about their relationship!" minhee said.

"they're probably just going to lie and simply say," jeongguk cleared his voice and mimicked a high-pitched girl. 'oh my gosh! we're so in loveee~! he's the best boyfriend in the world!!' or something like," jeongguk then lowered his voice two octaves lower. "'she's the hottest girl i've ever known. she's pretty, she's amazing, she sends me nu--'"

minhee punched him in the arm.

"okay, okay, i get it," she scoffed. "but we can't literally just do what jung said and 'date each other.' to 'get a feel for it. ' " she finger-quoted.

jeongguk stared at her with a small smile.

minhee rasied her brow. "what?"

he kept staring, his grin starting to grow.

"what? is there something on my face...?" minhee touched her cheek.

he shook his head lightly and raised his own brows.

"what's up with y-- oh no."

jeongguk's grins widened.

"no no no!! no way!!"

"aww wifey!! don't be like that!! pwease~!" jeongguk whined, opening his arms to try and hug her.

minhee shook her head and shoved him off. "nu-uh!! i'd rather eat salt-sprinkled coffee instead of temporarily dating you!"

"but we need to get a feel for iiiit..." he pouted, still trying to get his hug.

"we'll just ask other couples! simple as that!"

"but that's boring," jeongguk muttered. "please!!! just for you to get a feel of what it's like to be in a real relationship!!"

"like you've been in one too, jeon." minhee shot.

"i'm quite the ladies man if i do say so myself," jeongguk smiled as he flexed his muscles. ("pLaYboY!" minhee coughed.)

"stop showing your noodley arms(a/n: noodle where). i am not dating you!"

"well, you did say that you'd rather drink salt-sprinkled coffee instead of dating me."

minhee coughed. "i-i was being sarcastic."

"so does that mean you'll temporarily date me?!" jeongguk's eyes glowed with happiness.

"no!"

jeongguk pouted. he smirked at her. "but would you rather drink the salt coffee or date me? if you really had to choose."

"salt coffee."

"is dating me so bad?!"

"uhuh!!"

"minhee, pleeeease?"

minhee crossed her arms into an x shape.

jeongguk sighed in defeat.

"okay, okay, fine. we don't have to date, but can i have a hug though?" jeongguk's arms spread out.

"hell no!" minhee yelled, scooching away from him.

"wifey..." jeongguk dragged as he crawled towards her.

as minhee kept yelling, denying his request and scooting backwards even more, jeongguk whining and crawling towards her.

minhee bumped against the corner of two walls and found herself trapped. jeongguk's arms engulfed her as he squeezed her with giggles escaping his mouth.

"aww! you're so huggable!!" jeongguk gushed.

"ineedtoshowerineedtoshowerineedtoshowerineedtoshower," minhee kept muttering as jeongguk swayed her.

"are you done yet?!" she yelled and tried to pry his arms off.

"no,"

"off! off! off!!" she protested as she thrashed around with her legs. minhee grew irritated to the point where she opened her mouth and bit into jeongguk's arm, hard.

jeongguk yelped and let go of the girl and groaned in pain, clutching his arm in agony.

"ow! what are you, a dog?"

"you callin' me a furry?"

"no!! jeez, how sharp are your teeth?"

she smiled at him, showing off her sharp canines.

"yeesh, i'm working with a vampire!"

"I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS TO RUN THIS TIME!"

(a/n): what's everyone's favorite song on the new album? mine's magic shop!!