I can't really explain what happened the day, I murdered mal smith. But, I'll try my best for you to understand.
Mal was a little bitch ass Jackie chan looking special order of mcdick hole, and I hated that bastard from day one.
Eventually, I got fed up and shot him with a shark, after he continued to be an emo badass on a reality tv show.
The shark flew in spirals all the way into mals mouth and slithered down his throat to feast on his unhealthy insides.
Personally, I liked mals old grandpa side because he baked me cookies and yelled at me once to get out from under his bed but, let's not get into that. When I first met mal, the love of my best friends life..I knew that he'd have to die.
I think, I know what destiny people have and his was to die a slow and painful death by shark. I've murdered a lot of people, and have killed in many different ways and by far, the shark method is the best way to do the do.
THIS IS NOT A CONFESSION BUT I DID KILL HIM.
