Chapter one was about how I miraculously murdered a hungry caterpillar looking corn in the shit, with a shark because I was fed up with his emoness.
Mal was a rude diamond shaped buttplug, and only acted or seemed nice around his true love, Kiki Thompson.
They met at a mcdonalds while Kiki and I were touring in a weird town near the border, and it was kind of like love at first sight for them.
Mal maybe fell in love with the way Kiki looked on stage or the way her voice sounded but, Kiki fell in love with his hair swoop that covered his left eye.
She had just gotten over one of the singers from 'the black eyed peas,' and was looking for a new found love. And she so happened found mal but, I don't think Kiki was fully in love with him because after I murdered him, I scalped him and he had no emo swoop.
Anyway, all that is not going to matter after I tell you, Kiki Thompson was dead, too. She was SO in love with mal that she pulled a Romeo and Juliet and offed herself with a shark.
