I told Brian about how I'm leaving Buddha, my cat to him and well, he didn't want him.
In my last hours I'm going to be looking for someone to take Buddha. I put an add up on craigslist, one person replied..tristania aguilera.
He mesaged me saying he needed new toilet paper and that Buddha was the right kind of fluffy. I
asked if tristania was his real name, and he said "no, it's tristosterone."
I left Buddha out on the porch with a sticky not that said; "take Buddha."
And left with a couple hundred guns, two pipe bombs and a tank.
I was was my way to kill mals parents.
