I should have killed mal in a different way, sharks are so overly used.
If you want to know how I should have killed mal, continue to read.
Recently, I've come to realization that fire is so in this season and that fire is the way to go. Mals emo swoop looked very, very flammable so, I guess that's how I'd do the do.
Firstly, I'd lead mal into my secret bat cave..(the apple sauce factory, decorated as a barber shop.) I'd tell him the haircut was free, and who could resist that?
Almost everyone.
Secondly, after Indian Beyoncé says no, I'd offer to shampoo it because it looked dirty as fuck, greasy, and it probably smelt like pork grinds and honey.
I'd lather his hair with the special shampoo labeled "not gasoline." After that, I'd whisper "Shirley temple" and Brian would come crawling in with a lighter.
You know what happened next, and yes with a dead, burnt body we'd still make apple sauce out of him.
