T.E.E.

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I don't know what we're going to do about not have a lead singer for the band, I guess well just have to break up.

The band was the best thing that's ever happened, we played for enormous crowds, made a couple music videos, got bitches, made money for weapons, and maybe even saved some lives/ended some.

The band was most likely done now that half of the talent was gone, dead, poof. I could never replace kiki's heavenly opera voice, it was just so calming and dirty rap stylish.

After all those auditions for a Scott, and a Kim! After all that hard work, gone, absolutely gone.

Maybe I was kind of upset but, I always know what'll cheer me up...going to a hotel room, laying down some dead bodies and braiding their hair.

Some days I just want to forget about killing, and lead a normal sociopathic life. At some point in my life, I actually wanted to be a hair dresser. But, as soon as I felt the sharp, metallic, blades in between my fingers, I'd always stab my client from the back the head, take their money and leave.

If they were suicidal maybe id be doing them a favour. Speaking of favours, if you ever need YOUR hair cut..you know who to call.

About the band, no one in the band knows in a serial killer.

I tried to tell them all once but they thought I meant, cereal killer.

I would never harm cereal, it costs money.

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