After all that's happened, I guess you're wondering what I did with the scalped pornagraphic dead body.
So, I'll tell you.
In my spare time, when I'm not murdering lil dick poo, I make and sell applesauce.
If you've bought from me, recently you'd know last week I came out with a new flavour flav called "not a dead body." And you probably loved it, it actually sold more than anything I've ever advertised in the shop besides my body.
Call me a sick fuck, I don't care, I make some mean ass apple sauce.
Anyway, I guess I'll tell you about Kiki.. She had the most amazing funeral ever, and her dying wish was granted. Chillwan was buried with her, that was it. Her dog wasn't dead when she died so, I killed him too and made it look like a homicide. No one really cared besides his wife, debbi. She was upset for like, half an hour but soon moved on to nick, kikis older brother with messy hair. They soon had children and lived happily ever after.
How did I feel about killing Chillwan and mal? Fucking amazing. I wish that Kiki hadn't of ended her life because I was fond of her and she was half of the talent in our band. "The evil exes." if you have not heard of us we're selling albums, we've sold about 4-5 cds so pick one up and enjoy our ghetto rap styled music, yo.
