A couple days after Brian and I murdered mal, I had my friend Kirsten over for dinner to feast on will.i.am.
Fun fact, Kirsten is a cannibal and is married to a cute blonde boy named luke; he is also a cannibal. They met on christancannibal.com six years ago and ever since then they've been together.
Luke and Kirsten eat the left over apple sauce and the bits and pieces of human I don't want.
Kirsten and I dated in high school once, but that ended quickly because she invited me over for supper and I was the supper.
Which is pretty uncommon but it's kind of like homosexuality..you learn to accept it because they're people, too.
Kirsten and I agreed to be friends forever and meet up every once and awhile to watch movies and order fanny packs online.
Not that it matters, at all.
