If you hate mal more than HIV, raise your hand!
Mal is a cocky cock that stole one of my loves, and that's exactly why I killed that fucker. He also ate my last piece of pie when we all went to the movies, that shit corn.
Mal, Kiki, the band, and I all went to go see 'Alvin and the chipmunks, chipwrecked'
WORST. IDEA. EVER.
The movie was fucking horrible and there was shit everywhere. Literal shit. Shit on the floor, shit on the wall, shit on us. But that was alright because we're all into that kinky shit. Literal kinky shit.
Anyway, we called the firemen. ( the whole band went home with them.) and Kiki was hit by the fire truck so, we sued the firemen. And got a check for ten dollars and used it for drinks at a gay bar. That was fun.
Nancy partied and partied all night long, Kiki wasn't there to see it because she was at the hospital in a full body cast.
But, it did happen.
I met brian, for the first time ever at the bar that night because I bought a ******** and told him to drop it off and I'd buy him a virgin Shirley temple.
HE IMMEDIATELY AGREED AND RAN OVER.
I paid him two dollars and bought him a drink, and discussed our apple sauce dream outside of craigslist. And ever since then we've I've fallen In love with him and a couple other people.
Oh, and we murdered mal, too.
Once again, this is not a confession.
