In the forth chapter, I forgot to mention that marina was there, too. She was 9 months pregnant and skinning dipping, and apparently gave birth in the pool and that's why I said it was fucking disgusting to go in.
Oh, and mal was in there too so, ya know.
When I said marina had 17 kids I meant to say 18 but, I stole one while everyone was eating cheese. I STOLE one of her baby daddy, disgusting, lil fuck watermelon babies.
I've decided to raise it as my own, and train it to become another great accomplice, I named him will.i.am.
Brian is a great accomplice to all of my crimes but, his pirated sonic merchandise has been selling like crazy lately, and I'm afraid he'll leave me and the apple sauce factory.
I don't even think marina knows her youngest is missing, her chicken coop of a shack is filled and I probably wouldn't have noticed either, lol.
Speaking of babies, they're quite good barbecued, maybe I'll eat will.i.am.
