Nick jonas.

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After my doctors appointment I received a text from nick to come over ASAP so, I did. I hopped on my bike and drove down to his apartment that he shared with his wife, debbandra.

When I got there, I acknowledged that Chillwan, Debbi's former husband was outside her bedroom window, holding up a ghetto blaster playing my bands #1 song 'sweet, love this one.'

I jammed out for a good ten minutes, until nick pulled me inside and told me that he wasn't actually in love with debbi and that he wants a divorce.

I told him he couldn't get divorced today so, I suggested we leave the country but he just wanted to go to tim hortons because he wanted an icecapp to see if he could win a lg tv, 25 dollars in gift card, or 5000 dollars cash.

We doubled on my bike all the way down to timmies, when we got there I sat at a booth and nick went up to order.

As nick was walking back, he bumped into a tall cut out copy of the undertaker. And well, nick wanted to undertake him home. Nick quickly grabbed the cut out copy and ran out of timmies leaving me with 6 Icecapps, 78 donuts, and I was definitely okay with that.

If you're wondering about Chillwan and debbi, they got back together.

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