"So, we heard you were getting a robot, Hoseok." Yoongi said lazily while scanning through a comic book Taehyung recommended. "Why though?"
"Oh, I just thought... You know... I get lonely." Hoseok pouted slightly, sitting in an office chair and rolling around in a bored manner. "Besides, Namjoon and Jin hyung are moving out, and I'm pretty sure that they're taking Kookie and Taehyung, causing Jimin to go with them as well. It's just gonna be us two in this huge house, and who's gonna clean and cook? Jin hyung and Jimin won't be here to do that for us."
Yoongi shrugged, "Fair enough."
"I heard that the robot is very smart. What if it's smarter than us?" He abruptly shot up. "Namjoon~" Hoseok ran out the room, trying to find the God of Destruction.
"Yeah?" Namjoon was pretty happy. It wasn't surprising since he just got engaged to the man of his dreams. They were the perfect couple.
"Is my robot gonna be smart?"
"Yeah. It has a face and voice recognition system built into it, is able to read human emotions, and has a whole cloud system in its program. Also," Namjoon stopped before continuing. "It can talk as well as feel human emotions, according to the scientist who made the robot."
Hoseok's eyes were sparkling as he listened carefully. He wanted to see this robot soon.
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Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Yoongi hyung! It's here!" Hoseok rushed to the front door, where he fumbled with the locks to get it open.
A young delivery guy was standing next to a huge rectangular box that was made out of wood. The man gave him a friendly smile before handing Hoseok a sheet of paper to sign. Then, as they said goodbye and the door closed once more, Yoongi came trudging out of his room.
"So inside that box is our robot, huh?" He seemed uninterested, but Hoseok knew that Yoongi was as curious as he was.
"Yes! Please help me open it." Hoseok whined, causing Yoongi to sigh and step closer to the box.
"Hey, Hobi, there's a-" As Yoongi's slender finger came in contact with a button, the lid swung open, revealing a robot.
But it wasn't just any robot.
It was a female robot.
Her eyes were closed, and she had this very relaxed grin on her rosy lips. Long (h/c) locks fell gracefully to her chest. A pink short sleeve pleated dress hugged her perfect curves flawlessly.
Hoseok's mouth fell open. No words escaped his mouth as he stared at the gorgeous woman in front of him.
"Ah, here are the instructions." Yoongi flipped through a booklet, yawning. "Aye, Hobi, the robot's name is (y/n)."
At hearing the name, the robot opened its (e/c) eyes. It smiled warmly at the two boys and said in the most melodic voice ever, "Greetings, masters. I am (y/n). It is very nice to meet you. Would you like to introduce yourselves?"
Hoseok answered, "I-I'm Jung Hoseok..." The robot scanned him very quickly.
"Yoongi." It did the same thing to him as well.
"Woah, it looks so cool! I'm so happy, hyung!" Hoseok jumped up and down.
"Ha...ppy?" (y/n) drew the syllables out as if learning a new word. "I'm sorry, but Program Happiness has no files for me to run on. Would you like for me to define happy?" She smiled, looking at the boys who stared back with wide eyes.
"How does she not know-"
"(y/n), feel happiness now." Yoongi pressed Hoseok's hand against her breast and held it there for a while.
Hoseok started to object, but then a little beep was heard.
"Oh, I see. This is now registered in Program Happiness. Would you like to keep it there?"
"Yes." Yoongi replied to the robot, still scanning the instructions. "(y/n), I'm happy."
The robot smiled widely this time and let out a laugh that wasn't different from a human's. "If Master Yoongi is happy, I am as well."
"You're a quick learner." Yoongi cracked a grin.
"I'm hungry..." Hoseok puffed his cheeks out. It was only 9:27 in the morning, and the boys haven't eaten yet.
"What would you like to eat?" (y/n) tilted her pretty head at Hoseok.
"Um... I'm fine with whatever~"
She studied him for a second before trotting over to the kitchen and starting to cook. After setting some eggs in the pan, she glanced at Yoongi and nodded slowly.
"Scrambled eggs and bacon with orange juice coming right up~" She hummed, carrying a plate heaped with food over to Hoseok, who was stunned.
"H-how did-"
"I can read people like a book." She winked. "And don't worry, Master Yoongi. Your sausage and cinnamon french toast are almost done. You like your coffee black, right?"
"I like this robot." Yoongi nodded approvingly.
Hoseok was done gulping down food by the time (y/n) served Yoongi his food. She smiled and took the plate to the sink, where she started to wash the dishes.
"She's like the perfect housewife." Hoseok murmered, staring at her.
"She's, like, a robot." Yoongi crushed his daydreams just like that.
(y/n) had a pained expression on her perfect face as she heard those words. "I'd prefer it if I was treated like a human. Please." She blurted out and bowed courteously. "The scientist who made me worked very hard to make me who I am. And my job here was to make sure you guys were happy and well-cared for."
Hoseok didn't say anything for a second. "(y/n), how's this: once you learn these emotions, we will treat you like a . Deal?"
She beamed, "Deal. What are the emotions?"
Yoongi answered, "Anger, friendship, fear, shame, kindness, pity, indignation, envy, and love."
"But of course, any additional ones you learn are a bonus." Hoseok grinned. "And friendship is something we'll help you learn, just like how we helped you learn happiness."
"I look forward to it." (y/n) smiled before turning to do the dishes once more.
