All things Pokémon 7

*Sighs* Fine

(A/N. Fine. F I N E. Just know that these are their human versions. Happy my birthday to you.)

Arceus munched on a few Girl Scout cookies, flipping through the channels on the tv.

Nobody scoffed.

Arceus raised an eyebrow, "'Scuse me?"

Nobody crossed his arms, "Sylv is gonna be mad."

Arceus chuckled, "She won't find out."

Just then, Sylveon burst into the living room and Arceus hid the empty box of cookies in the couch cushions.

Sylveon glared at the guilty god, "You." She hissed.

"Bye." Nobody said, quickly exiting the room.

Arceus cleared his throat, "Hey Sylv...what's up?"

Sylveon tapped her foot impatiently, crossing her arms. She glared at Arceus in silent fury. Her hair flowed quickly, signaling her intense anger.

Arceus flashed her a smile, "My, you're looking awfully radiant today."

"I will choke you." Sylveon threatened.

"Whatever for?"

"Where. Are. My. Cookies?"

Arceus gulped, "Uhh...what cookies?"

"Are you fucking joking?"

"Depends..."

"On?"

"Whichever answer lets me live."

"Neither."

Arceus sighed, "I ate them?"

Sylveon took a step towards Arceus, ready to put her hands around his throat.

Arceus scooted away from Sylveon, fearing for his life.

Unfezant/Ho-Oh strolled into the room, but saw what was going on and backed out of the room, deciding she didn't want to be a witness to murder. Not today.

Sylveon took a deep breath, and said calmly, "You owe me Girl Scout cookies."

"Of course." Arceus said sheepishly.

Sylveon sat on the couch Arceus was sitting on and swiped the remote from him. Slowly, Arceus scooted back towards Sylveon. He noticed her hair wasn't flowing as quickly, deciding it was safe.

Arceus took Sylveon's free hand, "Sorry for eating all your cookies..."

"Damn right you are." Sylveon said, nodding. Arceus placed a kiss on Sylveon's cheek.

"Do that again and you'll regret it." Sylveon hissed.

Arceus released Sylveon's hand and scooted back away from her. He internally groaned when she played a movie he didn't like on the tv, but decided it was better than being viciously murdered.